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judecorp...so I'm going to do this sex survey that I took from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
michael622, that she took from elgorgo. Heh. This will be funny. I'm such a prude.
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1.Where did you have sex the first time ever?
In Don Barbrie's bedroom in his apartment on Wood Avenue in my hometown. I don't know how I managed to go to his house after school (I was usually thwarted by the stepmonster and her myriad of chores), but there we were, on his bed, in between school and returning to school in the evening for graduation mass (aka God Bless All the Floundering Seniors).
2. Who was it with?
Don. Woulda sucked for him if it was his bed and it wasn't him, hunh?
3. Did you like them a lot?
I really loved that boy. He was the first person I ever fell in love with. And about 4 years before, he was my tell-everything-to-late-at-night best friend.
4. Do you now?
Occasionally we get together to talk when I'm in my hometown (maybe every other year). His current partner, who got with him as soon as we broke up, loathes me, and I don't want to cause problems. I wish I knew what he was up to. And I miss his mom.
5. Do you like having sex with girls or boys more?
Girls.
6. Which sex do you find the most attractive?
Girls. If we're talking physically attractive. I'm more emotionally attracted to boys, usually. I don't understand girls.
7. What is your favorite position?
Oh, I can't even say I have one. Where both people are busy. Where both people are touching and being touched. Where both people are happy.
8. Do you talk dirty/like others to talk dirty to you?
No. Depending on my mood, I will either start laughing in a not-nice way, or be completely skeeved out. Although, I don't mind little subtly erotic suggestions.
9. Weirdest place you have ever had sex?
Umm... I don't think any of them were weird. I'm pretty normal. Bedrooms, beds, forests, little cliffs, a lake, the bathroom. Not weird.
10. Weirdest person you have ever had sex with?
You. Okay, not really. Umm... KJ. Because he, like, did that whole nudist thing that /really/ made me uncomfortable. Dude, put on some clothes! Please!
11. Ever had an STD?
No.
12. Form of contraception that makes you happiest?
Sex with girls! ;)
13. Do you have fantasies about old men/women?
Not yet.
14. Is sex=love true for you or not?
It would be easier for me to be physical with someone I wasn't emotionally involved with. However, it doesn't ever happen that way.
15. Do you like to role play?
No. Have sex with /me/, dammit!
16. What really turns you off?
Bad breath. Grabby hands. Force.
17. What really turns you on?
People who ask me about the parts of me I have a lot that needs to say about. Hard, straight scratches that leave hot, red marks. Carefully placed, unexpected bites. Someone else's being turned on.
18. Favorite place to have sex?
In the dark. REALLY dark. Outside. Somewhere spookyish.
19. How many sexual partners have you had?
My definition of sex goes well beyond merely 'insert tab P into slot V' so... 5. That's the largest number I can come up with.
20. How many of them are/were good friends?
Are: 2. Were (at the time): 5.
21. Ever slept with your best friend's sexual partner?
Nope.
24. Ever had phone sex?
Ewww.
25. Ever met someone from the Internet with the express purpose of fucking them?
Well, it wasn't the /express/ purpose. But I went to visit KJ absolutely knowing and expecting the fucking.
26. Did you actually end up doing it?
Yep.
27. Do you own any sex toys?
No.
28. Ever been to a strip club?
No.
29. Or a massage parlour?
No.
30. Have you had sex while you were tied up?
Umm, I think my hands might have been loosely tied together once.
31. Have you had sex while someone else was tied up?
No.
32. Done that 'sex with foods' thing?
Grossness!
33. Best song to have sex to?
No clue. I imagine, in my mind, that it's 'Glass Vase Cello Case' by Tattle Tale
34. Favorite part of sex?
Being close, touching, exchanging energy. One of the reasons I continued to have sex with boys that I loved, even though I loathed the actual act, was the closeness.
35. Do you like flavored or plain condoms?
I have never tasted a condom.
36. Fish or chicken?
What does this mean?
37. What's the best sort of sex?
The 'catch you by surprise' 'oh my goodness, I never would have predicted this' kind.
38. How many pornographic movies have you seen in your entire life?
I accidentally walked into 5 minutes or so of gay porn. Twice. In the same weekend. In two different dorm rooms. (It made the rounds.)
39. Do you have a favorite?
Nope.
40. How about a favorite porn star?
I can't even name one.
41. Have you been into a sex shop before?
No.
42. Did you buy anything?
No, since I wasn't there.
43. Do they know you by name?
See above.
44. Do they know you as "that weird one with the chicken leg fetish"?
Uhh, yeah.
45. Does the thought of ones' parents having sex repulse you?
It would surprise the crap out of me. They've been divorced since 1978. And they stopped getting along before that. So...
46. Ever get depressed because your dog is getting laid more than you?
I'm not a big fan of sex. Anyone that wants it lots should, like, go get it!
47. Do you fantasize about celebrities?
No. I don't really fantasize, except about the occasional real person that I know.
48. Complete the sentence: I want ___ .
my back scratched.
michael622, that she took from elgorgo. Heh. This will be funny. I'm such a prude.~//~
1.Where did you have sex the first time ever?
In Don Barbrie's bedroom in his apartment on Wood Avenue in my hometown. I don't know how I managed to go to his house after school (I was usually thwarted by the stepmonster and her myriad of chores), but there we were, on his bed, in between school and returning to school in the evening for graduation mass (aka God Bless All the Floundering Seniors).
2. Who was it with?
Don. Woulda sucked for him if it was his bed and it wasn't him, hunh?
3. Did you like them a lot?
I really loved that boy. He was the first person I ever fell in love with. And about 4 years before, he was my tell-everything-to-late-at-night best friend.
4. Do you now?
Occasionally we get together to talk when I'm in my hometown (maybe every other year). His current partner, who got with him as soon as we broke up, loathes me, and I don't want to cause problems. I wish I knew what he was up to. And I miss his mom.
5. Do you like having sex with girls or boys more?
Girls.
6. Which sex do you find the most attractive?
Girls. If we're talking physically attractive. I'm more emotionally attracted to boys, usually. I don't understand girls.
7. What is your favorite position?
Oh, I can't even say I have one. Where both people are busy. Where both people are touching and being touched. Where both people are happy.
8. Do you talk dirty/like others to talk dirty to you?
No. Depending on my mood, I will either start laughing in a not-nice way, or be completely skeeved out. Although, I don't mind little subtly erotic suggestions.
9. Weirdest place you have ever had sex?
Umm... I don't think any of them were weird. I'm pretty normal. Bedrooms, beds, forests, little cliffs, a lake, the bathroom. Not weird.
10. Weirdest person you have ever had sex with?
You. Okay, not really. Umm... KJ. Because he, like, did that whole nudist thing that /really/ made me uncomfortable. Dude, put on some clothes! Please!
11. Ever had an STD?
No.
12. Form of contraception that makes you happiest?
Sex with girls! ;)
13. Do you have fantasies about old men/women?
Not yet.
14. Is sex=love true for you or not?
It would be easier for me to be physical with someone I wasn't emotionally involved with. However, it doesn't ever happen that way.
15. Do you like to role play?
No. Have sex with /me/, dammit!
16. What really turns you off?
Bad breath. Grabby hands. Force.
17. What really turns you on?
People who ask me about the parts of me I have a lot that needs to say about. Hard, straight scratches that leave hot, red marks. Carefully placed, unexpected bites. Someone else's being turned on.
18. Favorite place to have sex?
In the dark. REALLY dark. Outside. Somewhere spookyish.
19. How many sexual partners have you had?
My definition of sex goes well beyond merely 'insert tab P into slot V' so... 5. That's the largest number I can come up with.
20. How many of them are/were good friends?
Are: 2. Were (at the time): 5.
21. Ever slept with your best friend's sexual partner?
Nope.
24. Ever had phone sex?
Ewww.
25. Ever met someone from the Internet with the express purpose of fucking them?
Well, it wasn't the /express/ purpose. But I went to visit KJ absolutely knowing and expecting the fucking.
26. Did you actually end up doing it?
Yep.
27. Do you own any sex toys?
No.
28. Ever been to a strip club?
No.
29. Or a massage parlour?
No.
30. Have you had sex while you were tied up?
Umm, I think my hands might have been loosely tied together once.
31. Have you had sex while someone else was tied up?
No.
32. Done that 'sex with foods' thing?
Grossness!
33. Best song to have sex to?
No clue. I imagine, in my mind, that it's 'Glass Vase Cello Case' by Tattle Tale
34. Favorite part of sex?
Being close, touching, exchanging energy. One of the reasons I continued to have sex with boys that I loved, even though I loathed the actual act, was the closeness.
35. Do you like flavored or plain condoms?
I have never tasted a condom.
36. Fish or chicken?
What does this mean?
37. What's the best sort of sex?
The 'catch you by surprise' 'oh my goodness, I never would have predicted this' kind.
38. How many pornographic movies have you seen in your entire life?
I accidentally walked into 5 minutes or so of gay porn. Twice. In the same weekend. In two different dorm rooms. (It made the rounds.)
39. Do you have a favorite?
Nope.
40. How about a favorite porn star?
I can't even name one.
41. Have you been into a sex shop before?
No.
42. Did you buy anything?
No, since I wasn't there.
43. Do they know you by name?
See above.
44. Do they know you as "that weird one with the chicken leg fetish"?
Uhh, yeah.
45. Does the thought of ones' parents having sex repulse you?
It would surprise the crap out of me. They've been divorced since 1978. And they stopped getting along before that. So...
46. Ever get depressed because your dog is getting laid more than you?
I'm not a big fan of sex. Anyone that wants it lots should, like, go get it!
47. Do you fantasize about celebrities?
No. I don't really fantasize, except about the occasional real person that I know.
48. Complete the sentence: I want ___ .
my back scratched.
