Clothes Horse

[judecorp]

hope_persists came over last night, with buddhafly4224 and their friend, Clara. Jessica brought over some maternity clothes that belong to a friend of hers who had a baby about a year ago. Not only does she seem to be the same size as me, she also seems to have spent at least some of her growing stages in the winter - so now there are a lot of jeans, pants, sweaters, and a vest. (We don't need to talk about the velour track suit. I don't know wtf is up with that. It's pimptacular!) laserkitty sent a lot of stuff, too, but a lot of the stuff is late spring/summer weight so I will have to wait to let it come in handy. I mean, it's 40° these days but that's hardly tshirt weather... and spring around here can easily stay away until May if it's feeling ornery.

So now I have this pile of clothes on my bed and it's like having REAL choices! Of course I don't have anywhere to put them in my dresser/closet so maybe I need to temporarily move things around so I can pretend all of this stuff is actually mine. We'll have to see.

I still don't have thatpatti's box that left the nearest "big" town 20 minutes away on FEBRUARY 22ND. The post office tells me that I can put in a complaint today, and you can bet I will. However, they previously told me I could complain on the 5th and when I called, they said, "No, the 12th." So who knows what they will say today. So frustrating. I don't know why they refuse to acknowledge that they lost this package, and even though Patti says it's no big deal, I feel guilty that all of her clothes are missing.

Comments

[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

so bizarre! if they ask for a description, it's a copy-paper pox with lots of blue masking tape all over it. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Okay, thanks! Hopefully that will help! (Or something.) I don't know WTF is up with this freaking parcel drama!

[hoo.livejournal.com]

(We don't need to talk about the velour track suit. I don't know wtf is up with that. It's pimptacular!)

My mum wore one of those (in light green) for about a year, pretty much every time we saw her. We were going to hold an intervention, but it went away on its own.

I firmly believe that when you start wearing sweatpants* in public, you've given up on life.

* Barring actual exercise of course.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I did wear a pair of track pants to work last week, but I tell myself it's because I don't have a real job.

[evewasframed.livejournal.com]

Velour pants suits seem to be some strange staple of pregnant women. But not this pregnant woman!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I think I should try it on once just for kicks!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh you bet. You know I will be trying it on. Pimptastic!

[sunshyne72.livejournal.com]

Maybe, just maybe... Patti's clothes just went on a vacation. Then they'll be done in a week or two and just show up.

Maybe. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I hope they are having a nice time somewhere! I now have someone (a nice man) from our local post office calling all over the country looking for them!

[nuclearvenus.livejournal.com]

Twinkie ice cream at herrells right now.


...just sayin'.
-Clara

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You are PURE EVIL.

p.s. Thanks for coming over!