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judecorp ([personal profile] judecorp) wrote2007-10-24 11:35 pm
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WTF?

Award winning AUTHOR Ashanti? Are you effing kidding me?

What's her book about? Long eyelashes caked with mascara? How to wear a satin baseball jacket with no shirt underneath? Shiny hands?
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[identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
yep, I'm pretty sure that's water that just spewed out my nose!

Thank goodness I was only drinking water!

But it scared the cat too!

[identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
well if he wouldn't have been sitting in my lap it wouldn't have trickled onto him! :)

[identity profile] jodied.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Poetry book, I think. Like Tupac and Jewel- all the cool kids are doing it.

[identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
She will never be Tupac.

[identity profile] artjax.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
He was a powerful powerful voice.

[identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I ever tell you that I dragged Jen to see the Tupac movie in the theatre on opening night?

Heh. I win.

[identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
And Jewel's was poems. And most weren't very good. :(

[identity profile] caseylee.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
her eyelashes were so scary.

i thought we were over ashanti a few years ago. where was rhianna? she's hot.

[identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
She was ponning the replay somewhere else, I guess.

[identity profile] lickingtoad.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You're complaining about more books in the world, so here's where I chime in that 'American Idol' can get you a record deal for just *appearing* upon it? Isn't that like saying 'You speak English?! Have a book deal!' (I'm looking at you, James Frey!)

(Yeah, I'll qualify that with the assertion I've never watched a single episode of the show.)

[identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Now now, lots of the American Idol kids never get record deals.

And this is a GOOD thing.

[identity profile] evewasframed.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
But that William Hung did. They used to listen to it at the convenience store near my work. It was painful.

PS - I have no formal training.

[identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I love William Hung.

[identity profile] lickingtoad.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly. It was a joke on him he didn't seem to understand, which just isn't right. :/

[identity profile] evewasframed.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
He probably understood the royalty checks that were coming in. Lucky bastard. I'd be a national joke if it got me rich!
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