Judecorp.

Dear Lowe's Delivery:

8:55am is NOT between 10 and 2.

Thanks.

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Dear Colorado Rockies:

Are you really the BEST the National League has to offer? Is the National League really that bad?

Love,
Get new pitchers and new batters, kthx

WTF is up with all of those effing towels? They had them in Cleveland and they have them in Denver, too. They are the most annoying things ever.

I am going to strangle all of them with their fecking towels.

Bring back the foam finger, people!!

ETA: They will need their towels to wipe all their sad widdle tears when they LOSE!

Award winning AUTHOR Ashanti? Are you effing kidding me?

What's her book about? Long eyelashes caked with mascara? How to wear a satin baseball jacket with no shirt underneath? Shiny hands?