If only school was this much fun.

[judecorp]

Once upon a time, there was a lovely, queer girl named Kung Foo Girl. Everyone loved Kung Foo Girl, but that didn't matter. You see she was stompy and in love with Coworker Hope, who happens to hate stompy girls. Kung Foo Girl tried very hard not to be stompy. She even tried smurfing. But that didn't work.

Then one day while drinking through a very smoochy foyer, she smooched upon a vicious Daedalus Kitty. This vicious Daedalus Kitty spoke to Kung Foo Girl and said, "If you can answer my riddle I will grant you a wish."

Well Kung Foo Girl kneaded. And she gaily said, "What is your riddle, punky Daedalus Kitty?"

The Daedalus Kitty replied, "If a Karen Carpenter Kitty has a PEZ, how many nerdy girls does it dance?"

Kung Foo Girl thought about the riddle and answered, "15!"

The Daedalus Kitty began stomping, than it MUSHed, and turned into a Activist Grrl!. The Activist Grrl! pondered and said, "You are correct! You turned this old Daedalus Kitty into back into a handsome Activist Grrl!. What is your wish?"

Kung Foo Girl was so happy! She knew exactly what she wanted, "I don't want to be stompy any more! That way Coworker Hope will fall in love with me."

The Activist Grrl! then growled his vicious knight and Kung Foo Girl was no longer stompy! She left the foyer to find Coworker Hope. When she did, she found him singing to Princess, the goth girl from New York City. And Coworker Hope and Princess lived smoochingly ever after. Kung Foo Girl, on the other hand, died a hard core spinster.

The end.

Comments

Dude.

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

Dude. This is TOO FUNNY.

I'n tne subject of TWO of these. =)

Except, I don't like this one as much because I die a hard core spinster. =( But If I'm gonna be a spinster, I wanna be a HARD CORE spinster. Yo.

Re: Dude.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I cracked up when my adjective of 'hard core' came up as 'hard core spinster.' My goodness, I was laughing.

Hee hee hee! I'm also having quite a good time imagining Coworker Hope and Princess. :)

Re: Dude.

[thespian.livejournal.com]

I was just amused that 'Christina hated frou frou girls...' ;-)

Re: Dude.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yeah. Yours came out making a lot more sense than mine did. Except the part about "Princess the goth girl from New York City."

Re: Dude.

[hopemcg.livejournal.com]

Aparently coworker hope is a devious little wench

Re: Dude.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ain't THAT the truth.