Clearance rack

[judecorp]

Today is CD8. I have been stimming for 5 days. It is weird to be shooting up in the belly again.

I just ordered sperm. The donor we used for Punk is down to "select" status, which is like sperm clearance. He hasn't donated in a gazillion years and his sperm is just hanging out, probably because his profile doesn't have anything neat like pictures. Whatever. All I know is that I paid $150 less per vial now that he's on the clearance rack.

Soon I'll have a nice new shipment of bargain basement sperm!

Comments

[halleyscomet.livejournal.com]

You just broke my head in several ways.

I now have this image in my head of you buying a huge thermos of liquid nitrogen cooled sperm at TJ Maxx. You're smiling insanely at the camera, grinning from ear to ear. You also have a cart full of other times from the clearance section including some earmuffs and huge knit mittens, which yo are wearing.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well of course I would be wearing the mittens.

And maybe I would have some tchotchkies for the house as well.

re: shooting up

[etherial.livejournal.com]

Your place or hers?

Re: shooting up

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Heh.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

So you can say Punk and Punk-to-be are like a BoGo deal :D

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Haha, totally! I think I will name 2.0 BOGO!!

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

If Punk was Frankenbaby, 2.0 should be...Elsa Lanchester!

[rexlezard.livejournal.com]

BOGO Sperm! Birth One, Get One $150 off! :)

I like it!

[whuffle.livejournal.com]

Thanks for giving me a good giggle today!

[fleur.livejournal.com]

I didn't think they *ever* did profile pictures!!

[childlight.livejournal.com]

We hope to try again next year and I dread seeing the price..ours is popular and the price keeps going up.

[tea-soaked.livejournal.com]

Yay! And yay for bargain basement sperm!

[sassywoman.livejournal.com]

YEA!!!!!!!!! I'm so excited for you guys :)

[spleazeball.livejournal.com]

Does it matter if the sperm is "older"? I have no idea how these things work. Does it become less effective or is it still the same?

[violane.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo! I'd be very happy to share this ride with you again! Plus yay on discount sperm!

[cappucinogrrl.livejournal.com]

Funny that his sperm is cheaper than normal, since based on how amazing Punk is, that is some quality jizz. (Although that could all be you!)

[checkingmypulse.livejournal.com]

Gotta love a deal! How great that your donor is still available - and for a great rate!

[mind-the-gap.livejournal.com]

CD10 for me! We are on our 3rd cycle. I did 5 days of Clomid, and am in the middle of 5 days of injections. Good times, I tell ya. Glad you found the, uh, close out deal!

[indigodove.livejournal.com]

Best of luck with this round!

[iansha.livejournal.com]

That's a bargain alright! Especially for spermies that helped create Punk, who is the BOMB! :)

[ladysapphire.livejournal.com]

yay that's exciting!!! good luck!!

[skatured.livejournal.com]

OMG! Excited!!

[bookgrrrl.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, good luck! Such a whirlwind, all of this. Yay on the sale!

[cider.livejournal.com]

Awesome news!

[evewasframed.livejournal.com]

Good luck! This is so exciting! :)

[skatured.livejournal.com]

Hey, do I need to send you a pregnancy test? I kind of owe you one...or do you already know how this cycle went? God I am nosy. I know.