Funny Punkisms
May. 28th, 2010 10:37 amWent to the local lab for a routine blood draw, told Punk I was getting a "shot" because it's a lot easier to explain and besides, I like her knowing that adults get shots too and it doesn't have to be full of dramaz.
So we go to the lab and she is dragging 98230983209 stuffed animals and basically being adorable, and I start getting my blood draw and she says, "Oh, Mama, I bet that really hurts!" which gets the phlebotomists laughing and the one taking my blood says something like, "Oh, just a pinch" or whatever they say.
And then, when I'm done? SHE gets the sticker. HARUMPH!
So we go to the lab and she is dragging 98230983209 stuffed animals and basically being adorable, and I start getting my blood draw and she says, "Oh, Mama, I bet that really hurts!" which gets the phlebotomists laughing and the one taking my blood says something like, "Oh, just a pinch" or whatever they say.
And then, when I'm done? SHE gets the sticker. HARUMPH!
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Date: 2010-05-28 02:58 pm (UTC)When I was 4, I had to get a bunch of immunizations before we left for the Philippines. The military hospital medic was a genius. He said straight up, "I'm not going to lie to you, kid, this is going to hurt, but I'll make a deal with you. If it hurts, you get one Tootsie Roll Pop. But if it doesn't hurt? You get THREE Tootsie Roll Pops."
Shots never, ever hurt after that!
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Date: 2010-05-28 03:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-28 04:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-28 07:18 pm (UTC)