Haiku Fun!

[judecorp]

I am having fun
writing silly love haikus
with j and fumble.

They make me laugh so
much and then I smile a lot.
This is what I need.

This post is for them.
The boys who make me smiley.
Only one will see.

So, fumble my dear,
kindly tell j that right here,
in my live journal,

is the key to his
heart, if he can just become
a big lesbian.

Of course, he has a
wife, and we all know that I
/really/ like a girl.

Comments

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

i AM a lesbian
trapped in this body of mine
free me from this hell!

[happy2beso.livejournal.com]

*LAUGH*

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

i shaved my goatee
now i can be a crosser
that's a start, ain't it?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Last time that I checked,
lesbians weren't crossdressers
by definition.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

you're right once again
is there any way i can
get my "point" across?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh, my darling, you
/get/ your 'point' across, you see,
/that/ is the problem.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

i fear today that
i feel too spiritual
no more vulgar verse

...sorry

P.S. You can do <i> and </i> tags to do italics so that you don't have to use the slashes. (Same with "b" for bold.) Also, if you're using one of the applications to construct your journal entries, you should just be able to format the text much like you'd do in a word processor.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the html tip, m'dear, but this is not new info for me.

I actually use italics and bolds quite frequently... however, my style of accenting text (which I use with CAPS, with /slashes/ and with .periods.) was developed back in the MU*/IRC days, and has become old habit.

So it comes out. Even now. :) I appreciate it, though!

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I see your point.

Actually, that predates MU*/IRC by quite a many years. Before WYSIWYG operating systems, we had to use word processing programs that relied on such tags.

Essentially, HTML is just reverting back to the old way. I kinda like it.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I didn't do a lot of typing back in the "old" days. :) I started doing the BBS thing with my C64 modem in Grade Six, and well, I've been a little nerdy nerd ever since! :)

Whee! :)

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

When you were in grade six, I was in high school. Word processing had progressed ALMOST to WYSIWYG. By this time there were these little boxes called "Macintoshes" that everyone thought were all that, and they were, for a while.

Now they look like glorified desklamps.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I really loved those little Mac boxes. But what I /really/ liked was my friend's first computer. It was a keypad you connected to the television, and you could type letters, but the letters also had shortcuts to BASIC commands.

Rowr.

Re:

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Ooohhhh...BASIC.

My second language...after English. :)

Speaking of which, did you hear about the computer scientist who drowned in the shower?

He read the back of the shampoo bottle and it said:

Instructions:

1. Lather
2. Rinse
3. Repeat

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god.

I take back what I said about you being funny. ;)

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Now, THAT is the highest honor you have yet paide me! :)

So funny that he's not funny. I gotta add that to my resumé.

Or my baby book.

Hell, why should there be a difference? :)

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

HEY! I missed this a couple days ago!

Ma'am, there are 8 syllables in that middle line.

Nyagh! :p

;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I suppose that depends on how you pronounce "weren't".

My New England-ese makes it sound like 'wirnt,' which is one syllable. :)

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Ok, I'll let it slide.

But just this once.

Next time I'll have to punish you with ten lashes from a cooked, wet, limp pasta noodle.

...absolutely NO phallic reference intended, trust me.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

...absolutely NO phallic reference intended, trust me.

(Methinks the boy is onto me!)

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Like white on rice, baby.

No, wait...that's not right.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

The problem with you
is not that you are trapped; it's
that you're an 'outie'.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

if i chop it off
but i am nonetheless male
is that gay enough?

...wait...that defeats the purpose. hmmm.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

If you chop it off,
I am not responsible.
Your wife would be sad.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

As spiritual as I'm feeling today, why is it that I'm thinking especially of the great Abelard?

Poor guy.

Origen, too, I think.

Two great Christians who lost their ding-dongs...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I can't believe this is in my LJ.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

When you believe in the miraculous, nothing will ever surprise you. :)