Breasts.

[judecorp]

(I think everyone should have an LJ entry with the subject 'Breasts.')

I have a ton of homework to do, so I decided to watch a movie. I selected Quills because I bought it on Sunday and hadn't watched it since it was in the theatres. Oh, it is lovely. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it. Everyone is fabulous, even Michael Caine, who I don't like at all. Joaquin Phoenix is such a cutie boy. The child bride is stunning. And then there's Kate.

Kate Winslet couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag, but my god, she is hot. She is especially hot in Quills with her mussed hair and chambermaid's clothes. Good Lord.

I do a lot of talking about how "big boobs scare me." And they do. I find them somewhat intimidating, probably because I do not come from a well-endowed family. Aside from my paternal grandmother, I have the largest breasts in the family. In the /whole/ family.

(Anyone who knows what I look like can snicker now.)

Needless to say, the idea of carrying around so much weight is baffling to me. And since one of the biggest issues in the universe that I have about myself is my less-than-boyish body, it is doubly so. I don't like having breasts at all (although I'm sure some people would whine if I didn't!), and wouldn't mind if they were gone. At all.

But my my, Ms. Kate's are tasty in that corset. Gah.

I can see why people like those things.

Comments

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

You know what I said about not having a crush on you?

I take it back. You made a post with "breasts" as a subject. You know how to get my attention.

I agree about Winslet. I don't like her acting, but I sure like her boobies.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I knew you would come around eventually.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to regret that I said that.

I dunno why. Pang of conscience or something.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I am totally not serious.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Well, I *am* serious about pangs of conscience, but in general, I'm a rather silly guy, so I'll recover pretty soon.

=) There. See. :)

[dietbubba.livejournal.com]

I must invoke ZenRhino's Rule #12. Big cans rule.

Breasts are a goooooood thing.

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

I prefer the 3rd corrolary....

by far.

[siercia]

And what would that be?

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

Any 'cans' which you can have in your hands this evening are the best 'cans' of all.

[siercia]

*LAUGH*

Amen to that.

[musicismath.livejournal.com]

i like Kate. she's "soft", for a lack of a better word. "pleasantly plump", if you will.

Hee.

[solcita.livejournal.com]

Being rather, er, well-endowed myself, I can say that I'd probably have liked being smaller when I was in jr. high school. =P However, *now* it's kind of nice.

One of my friends back home is definitely a breast woman. She'll come up to me and give me a hug, then lay her head on my chest and go "Ahhhhhhh!" with a big smile on her face. Always makes me giggle. =)

[yarnaddict.livejournal.com]

Ahhh... breasts. I love breasts.

I wish mine were a /lot/ smaller (I am a DD cup), but that's because I want to wear men's garb... and because dammit, mine are always in the way. =P

But I looooooove my girl's. *grin*

[saldemonium.livejournal.com]

And I love yours, Wolfie-love! Purrrr. A cushy place to lay my head. Now, dear DiDi, that's a cushy place for three people to lay their heads. ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA! I am crying about the comment about Di's breasts.

My heavens, you are correct. She used to terrorize me with them, because she knew they scared me so.

[noog.livejournal.com]

I'm still not sure how I feel about Quills... it was a well-done movie, but I felt as though they eroticized Kate Winslet's character's assault and death, which unsettles me. (The word "misogyny" comes to mind.) Still, I must concur that Kate Winslet is hot.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I make a lot of concessions for Ms. Winslet. Mmm.

[laughingsal.livejournal.com]

Anything more than a handful is wasted.

[siercia]

Heh. Anything more than a handful, and you can come back for seconds =)

36B and proud!

[laughingsal.livejournal.com]

I have all that anyone needs...
(Can we guess which one of us has the bigger cup?)

Re: 36B and proud!

[siercia]

Hmmmmm, Gee, I wonder =)

And, for the record, I'm wicked jealous of your ability to buy cute, pretty, and cheap bras =)

[laughingsal.livejournal.com]

Yes...I just hate it when I go to a lingerie store and all the sales people show me all sorts of big, thick, padded bras -or even water bras. Yuck. I don't have big boobs, and I don't want them. They're nice to look at, but a pain to actually have.

Re: 36B and proud!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

While I would like to be LESS than a 36B (which is what I am, we are twins!), I would have to say that it's a good size in others. :)

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

I less than three you.

That comment alone is enough to make me second guess my phobia.

=)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude.

I am /crying/.

You are so funny. I love you!

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

Dude.

You so know I had to comment on this.

Um....let me state for the record that I am not anti-boobs. I like them just fine. I just don't like BIG ones. That's all. And I despise the ones *I* have. They get in the way.

Having said that, let me just say that I agree that Kate is a hottie. But the idea of her in corset still scares the living shit out of me.

[goldispikes.livejournal.com]

I *so* dig Quills. What a fabulous rendition on the Marquis. Geoffrey Rush was excellent.

"In order to know virtue, we must first aquaint ourselves with vice."

Of course, I'm down with that. Kate Winslet really doesn't do much for me, tho'. The corset was nice, but she's not my type.

As for the breast thing, y'all know I'm afflicted. But that's okay, they're going down next year!! I like breasts fine. On OTHER people. On me, they're just in the way.