For My Jodie:

[judecorp]

This message is exclusive and un-funny to everyone but rizzo41:

Malibu -

I am currently cooking. You need to come over and have some of my Mac and Cheese. You are a sexy. Don't jib-a-jab. Drink your milk and wear lots of sweaters. That's an awfully big moustache, Mr. Poopy Pants. Do you want some carrot cake? (Cake. Cake.) Get off me! Will you shut up? We're doing our best. That's my dawg! The Prince is giving a bawl! Hee haw hee haw hee haw.

- Paddle

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[rizzo41.livejournal.com]

What's the date today? Blue jelllloooo, blue jello's not funny. THat's not even funny, Guys. They're doing naked things in there! Clowns never laughed before. I thought you said 'Trampy'. Barbie's tawkin' French! What's that movie with that guy and those guns? Chicken lady! Chicken Lady! Gotta get laid! He drank a lot of vodka.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

My bed. Jodie's bed. My bed. Jodie's bed. Twirl Vampy! It's eleven-oh-SEVEN!!!! She's making Rice-a-Roni and it's really really good. This could be nuclear waste. Bucket boy, bucket man! Oh, Canada!! And then he took his head off and went, "Ha ha ha ha ha!" Can you hand me that thing? Move that thing! And... that other thing! MOVE IT!

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[rizzo41.livejournal.com]

Look at my feet! These are my feet! Because I'm slutty. I am Gustavo! Who's the moron now? Go clean! Someone told me to watch the pole, so I watched it as I ran by. I do not know this word... I do not konw this word... Maaan, you smell like phys ed! Are you talking to me Hakuna Matata?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Popcorn? Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're gonna get. (Unless you're sitting next to Roger Ebert, then you don't get any.) No pen... no write... no sign! No sign!! Shut up! This is not a time to be correcting English. Let's get unconscious, honey... They taped over my Little House tape with stupid Days of Our Lives. I shot Pa! *sniiiiiiff* Kiss me, Doc.