Because I know you love Dad stories so much:

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He just called, asked me to do some internet research for him. And then, as the conversation was wrapping up:

Dad: I got a haircut yesterday.

Me: Oh yeah? A good one?

Dad: Yeah. Real good. I went to a new person. She did a really good job. Really what I wanted. It's off my collar [blah blah blah]. Of course, she's 'that way.'

Me: You mean she's a lesbian?

Dad: Yeah.

Me: You can say it, you know. You can say she's gay or whatever.

Dad: Well, alright, she's a dyke.

Me: Well, alright then. See? Didn't kill you.

Dad: It's a good haircut. I gave her a tip.