Because I know you love Dad stories so much:

[judecorp]

He just called, asked me to do some internet research for him. And then, as the conversation was wrapping up:

Dad: I got a haircut yesterday.

Me: Oh yeah? A good one?

Dad: Yeah. Real good. I went to a new person. She did a really good job. Really what I wanted. It's off my collar [blah blah blah]. Of course, she's 'that way.'

Me: You mean she's a lesbian?

Dad: Yeah.

Me: You can say it, you know. You can say she's gay or whatever.

Dad: Well, alright, she's a dyke.

Me: Well, alright then. See? Didn't kill you.

Dad: It's a good haircut. I gave her a tip.

Comments

*hee*

[siercia]

Man, I don't even know where to start... That is SO funny.

[prunesnprisms.livejournal.com]

Your dad and my dad sound a LOT alike.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but my dad's name isn't "dee-white!" And I am envious.

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

Cute. Very Cute.

[paper-paradigm.livejournal.com]

Sounds like something my mom would say. My dad doesn't even acknowledge the word lesbian. He cried when I came out. The horror.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

My mom... heh. Well, we won't get started on my mom. And every time I try to rant to my brother about it, he tries to make /me/ feel bad because /she's/ uncomfortable!

"You know you have to give her time to adjust. You can't be surprised that this would shock her."

Well, umm, yes. Yes I can.