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Things I learned this weekend:

1. There is one sure-fire way to make me feel better when I'm sick and cranky.

2. The [livejournal.com profile] columbus people are quite cool! Jennifer and I had brunchyfun with [livejournal.com profile] happy2beso, [livejournal.com profile] sixelachuck, [livejournal.com profile] pattisimmons, [livejournal.com profile] badadam, [livejournal.com profile] whod81, and [livejournal.com profile] laughingsal. The wait was long but the conversation was amusing, and [livejournal.com profile] laughingsal had the best coat ever. Yeah. ("You mean your diaphragm up here?")

3. 2 days isn't long enough. But she's right, there was so much pressure built up that if we'd gone to Boston like that, it would have been insane.

4. I can't go back to sleep once I'm awake. 4:30am, whoo baby.

5. Last night from 11pm to 12am was my nicest nap ever. Ever. I don't even remember drifting off.

6. I'm right. This is right. She's right. We're right.

Date: 2002-02-18 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kungfoogirl.livejournal.com
Glad you had a good weekend. =)

Date: 2002-02-18 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juliann.livejournal.com
*hugs*

I am happy for you momma.

But we're still having a seekrit affair right??

Date: 2002-02-18 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mythicalbeast.livejournal.com
A seekrit affair with "momma". This so screams hot lesbian incest stories.

Date: 2002-02-18 09:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juliann.livejournal.com
Well she's my mom and I'm her mom, so go figure.

Date: 2002-02-18 09:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mythicalbeast.livejournal.com
So there is just a lotta 'oh momma' moaning?

Date: 2002-02-18 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You /so/ wish, Kristofer.

Seekrit affair?

Date: 2002-02-18 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You keep broadcasting it and there will be nothing seekrit about it, Momma!

Mine!

Date: 2002-02-18 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laughingsal.livejournal.com
You can't have my hooker coat!

Re: Mine!

Date: 2002-02-18 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
It wouldn't fit me or anything, and besides, it looks great on you. So I wouldn't steal it, but I totally loved it.

Date: 2002-02-19 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laughingsal.livejournal.com
Aw, I'm just playing with ya.

Date: 2002-02-18 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whod81.livejournal.com
i think it was a perfectly valid question!

do people even *use* diaphragms anymore? They always seemed a bit silly and ... um... large? Like I couldn't imagine a girl saying

'UM HOLDON LET ME PUT THIS BIG RUBBER THING UP MY COOTER AFTER I HOSE IT DOWN WITH THIS SPERMICIDE.'

Ow, my side!

Date: 2002-02-18 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Dude, you are too fecking hilarious. Holy freaking fucking nun!

HA HA HA HA! You totally used the word 'cooter' in my LJ. ROCK!

'UM HOLDON LET ME PUT THIS BIG RUBBER THING UP MY COOTER AFTER I HOSE IT DOWN WITH THIS SPERMICIDE.'

Well, personally, *I* could never imagine a girl saying that. To me, I mean. Because, well, umm... why would a girl I was with, umm, you know, NEED FECKING SPERMICIDE AND CONTRACEPTION?!?

(I mean, sure, I'm virile and all, but...)

Re: Ow, my side!

Date: 2002-02-19 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whod81.livejournal.com
OH OH OH OH!

maybe like a glow in the dark one... that'd rule. cuz then there would be like... this weird light coming out of... y'know.... THE VAGINA.

that'd be so fucking freaky.

Re: Ow, my side!

Date: 2002-02-19 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I think a glow in the dark vagina would be better than a glow in the dark plastic jesus any old day of the week.

It could be like one of those glow sticks where you have to crack it in half first and then all the chemicals moosh together and stuff...

Mmmm... chemicals.

Re: Ow, my side!

Date: 2002-02-19 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whod81.livejournal.com
i think it all depends on *why* its glowing.

or we could go with a glow in the dark diaphragm with JESUS on it. and a little quote....

are we going to hell, btw?

Re: Ow, my side!

Date: 2002-02-19 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
My dear god... a Jesus diapragm!

(Slogan: "Not even the spawn of Satan can get through this!")

Re: Ow, my side!

Date: 2002-02-19 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whod81.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD! THATS SO GREAT!

Re: Ow, my side!

Date: 2002-02-20 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatpatti.livejournal.com
i really need to learn to stop reading LJ while at my job...which is AT A CHURCH. ;)

Re: Ow, my side!

Date: 2002-02-20 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You love it!

Date: 2002-02-18 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jost.livejournal.com
cyb3r m3!!

Date: 2002-02-19 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
*cackle*! I cyb3r j00!

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