Fooooood!

[judecorp]

My apartment complex is so freaking bizarre. When I was driving out of the complex to go to work this morning, a man asked me to stop, so I did. He came toward my car and I rolled down the window. He handed me a Nutri-Grain bar and a bottle of juice. He said, "The apartment complex is giving all of the residents a free breakfast." I said, "For real?" He asked if I got the memo on my door, and I said no. (A. must have taken it.) I took my breakfast with a smile. Apparently it's for St. Patrick's Day or something.

How did they know I was hungry and left without breakfast?