Heard over Cheerleader:

[judecorp]

Lara: Are there a lot of lesbian love scenes in movies?
Jude: Umm... in lesbian movies...
Lara: This is a lesbian movie?

Lara: I wonder why there's a room outside their bedroom for them to have sex.
Jude: What do you mean?
Lara: Well, there's this bed with satiny sheets and everything. Where is that?
Jude: Shoot, Lara, I can't say I ever noticed the scenery.
Jude: Well, err, I mean, I've seen this movie a billion times, and I, umm...
Jude: *shuts up*

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[qaphsiel.livejournal.com]

As we discovered later, the bed was in the mock up house for simulated other sex partnership, or whatever they hell they called it.

They dressed up like people from "Logan's Run" and laid on top of eachother. Well, the guy laid on top of the girl. Have to respect the gender roles here.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

Dude, those "Simulated Sexual Lifestyle" costumes were terrifying. If someone came up to me wearing one of those, I would run and lock myself into the doghouse!

[qaphsiel.livejournal.com]

Ironically, and I'm sure they meant this, the outfits desexualized all of them: grey, nearly identical, except for the breast accoutrements on the women's version.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Actually, no.

The men had little fig-leaf thingers on their genitals, and the women had the leaves and also a bright pink, opening flower.

Because, as Miss Mary said, the woman opens for her man. ;)

[qaphsiel.livejournal.com]

Ahh, duh, yeah. I'd forgotten that part.

Still, the all grey thing was creepy.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Grey would be the color, if I had a heart.

[doulamel.livejournal.com]

I think that movie is hilarious. The only thing that REALLY disturbed me is the mother using her son for these sex "plays" and all that. Granted he was an adult and she was worried about his sexuality but still. Everything else was a riot. *ponders* So now that I think about it..she's promoting sex among minors...corruption in an interesting form. (Not that I ever really read into things like that) ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Every time I watch the movie, I find another phallic or sexual symbol that I hadn't noticed before.

This time, it was the blue cut-out "army men" when they were running around with their blue plastic guns - the way one "army man" was standing with his "gun" out and the other one was kneeling.

*giggle*

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[doulamel.livejournal.com]

Are you serious? I didn't even see that! I'll have to watch it again sometime. I love that movie. Have you seen Better Than Chocolate?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm dead serious. It gave me quite THE INTERNAL SNICKER.

And yes, I own Chocolate.

Yum.

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[doulamel.livejournal.com]

Yeah I bet. I'm sure you'll be finding little things here and there for quite a while.

Chocolate's an awesome movie too. Her mother just cracks me up!

I don't own either, but my roommate owns both. She's moving back home in June so I won't be able to watch either anymore without renting. :(

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm here through the end of June and you can borrow mine. :)

The mother in Chocolate could be /my/ mother. They are so ridiculously similar - especially the scene with the toys under the bed. HA HA HA HA!

Have you seen High Art? Different kind of movie entirely.

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[doulamel.livejournal.com]

Everyone's leaving me in June! :(

That's too funny. Maybe someone met your mother while they were making the film? ;) I can't believe her mother USED it!!!!! Moms don't DO that sort of thing!!!!

I've seen bits and pieces of High Art, not the whole thing. I've heard it's good. Seems kinda dark.

Ok, now I have to ask, just to pretty much cover the entire list (that I know of anyway, my exposure to these movies is rather limited) but what about Go Fish? ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I've only seen Go Fish once, and I don't own it. I actually haven't even seen the whole thing - I walked in on some youth watching it at my youth group once.

I'm trying to think of what others you might have seen. The Incredible True Story of Two Girls In Love? (Or whatever that long name is...) If These Walls Could Talk II?

Yeah, if my mom told me she used toys that, umm, were under someone's bed (EWW! What if it was not clean??!?), I would die. (But, at the same time, I could totally see her doing it and being too embarrassed to tell anyone - my mom is so easily embarrassed.)

Someday, maybe, I'll make my mom watch it and say, "Mom, I think this is you." But I think she'd be upset about it. ;) And freaked out by the love scenes.

[happy2beso.livejournal.com]

Does this mean I'm not a lesbian?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*gasp* You're /not/?!?!?

Shoot. I guess I'll have to try to hump someone else.

[cappucinogrrl.livejournal.com]

I've seen Cheerleader, but I haven't seen Better than Chocolate or High Art. I feel so uncultured.

Did you ever see If These Walls Could Talk 2?

Walls II

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yes. I especially liked the Chloe Sevigny one.

Mmmmmm. Bindings.

You should certainly see Chocolate, it's young and fun and fluffy. High Art is good, but dark. Some seriously sexy stuff, though. :)

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[cappucinogrrl.livejournal.com]

I used to be so afraid to be caught with anything gay-related that I wouldn't even label a Melissa Etheridge song on a burned cd, lest anybody get to thinking.

I will be hoping to see more women in bindingsChocolate and High Art.

Re: Walls II

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Wow. I hope that whole hiding thing has lessened a .little. bit, for your sanity.

Women in bindings Chocolate and High Art are HOT.

Re: Walls II

[cappucinogrrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was nuts. Hell, my friend refused to wear shoelaces because they had Rainbow Bright on them. Which benefitted me, I took them. So I'm getting a bit better. :-)

I would love to see you in bindings Chocolate and High Art.

Re: Walls II

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude, I love the way I look bound those movies.

High Art

[imagine77.livejournal.com]

Seen it a billion times YaY

[geniusorafool.livejournal.com]

You're not trying to convert Larz are ya? ;-P~

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

If I do, I could get THE TOASTER OVEN.

And I /would/ really like one of those.

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[geniusorafool.livejournal.com]

I've only converted enough to qualify for the free set of Ginsu knives...

I'm jealous

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'd share my toaster oven with you.

[geniusorafool.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, can I make Eggo waffles in it?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Leggo my Eggo!