Quick because I'm late:

[judecorp]

1. My legs still feel weird. And now I learn that washing them feels /really/ weird. I want the hair back!!

2. I am wearing another dress. With knee socks. What the heck is wrong with me?

3. I have another phone interview, now with the Big Gay Youth Group Job that I applied for in Providence. WOW!

4. I just banged my damned knee. Ouch.

5. I think my neck pain isn't from the tackle, but from being dragged in a head lock.

6. I have a fever blister on the end of my tongue.

7. Someday, I will get to work on time. Damn that I-670 thing!

Comments

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

what is wrong with you?
you trying to turn me on??!?
now THAT is wacky!

;)

[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

was it the knee socks or the fever blister? :)

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Her use of the word providence. ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Even though I have
THE GAY, you still want my cute
knee stocking'd body.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

no, babe, it's THE DRESS
i gots THE THANG for dresses
but don't take it off

(...at least, not just on MY account!)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I have a lot of
dresses, but don't be too thrilled.
I never wear 'em!

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

that's a crying shame
we'd all knock your door down and
you would have THE BI

;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I used to think I
had THE BI. I realized,
though, I don't like cock.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Ack! You said the "c" word. I've been trying to avoid that.

Granted, there's a lack on one-syllable words to describe that graphically, I suppose.

haiku should be clean
at peace with the universe
leave THE $#!T out, please

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

My haiku is clean.
Nothing dirty about boys'
parts, right? For THE BI?

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

the only way that
nasty words should be here is:
"cock-a-doodle-doo"

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Maybe "dictophone"?
Or "subpoenas" or "seamen"?
Orally dirty.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

well-trained pianist
rises to the occasion
a great performance

(now THAT is a haiku!) =)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

astounded by wit
gazing out the cool window
wishing he was mine

(or something!)

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

[a variation on a Haiku I wrote in 1990...]

jude writes some haiku
a butterfly lands near her
so she eats it up

[starzz.livejournal.com]

so I peer pressured you into shaving your legs!! yay! ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm so sad about it. :(

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

leg shaving is for pussies. no, wait, pussies arent for shaving either, unless you're not into pubefloss...

FURRY and PROUD OF IT!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude. I know. I sold out.

And I am SO SAD!

[qaphsiel.livejournal.com]

You're wearing a dress and you have a fever blister? WTF? Where is your fashion sense?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Heh. Too bad no one caught it on film.

I was HOTT!

[mightywombat.livejournal.com]

Big Gay Job! *dies*