I can't believe someone beat me to it!

[judecorp]

So A. used to always mock me because I would tell him that I thought penises (peni?) should wear costumes. I guess that's when he really started to realize that I don't like boys. I dunno. Either way, I always said I would start making costumes for penises.






Link to the full site stolen from scottopic.

Comments

[siercia]

I think I am most frightened by how many of those costumes are dresses.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

But they are so CUTE!

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

I'm absolutely and totally squicked and horrified.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

My job is done.

[wannabe-lola.livejournal.com]

I've heard of LEGwarmers, but geez!

[qaphsiel.livejournal.com]

The most disturbing thing I've experienced today! Thanks!

OMG!

[bigmeanie.livejournal.com]

That is THE funniest thing I've seen all day! :D Thanks!

(And in true phallic spirit, I've changed my user pic to the lighthouse.)

Re: OMG!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! The lighthouse!

Re: OMG!

[bigmeanie.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's a shot up the lighthouse in Portland, ME. ;)

Hmm well...

[imagine77.livejournal.com]

No, I think what bothers me most is the hair in picture 6/11. I can't figure out if the guy was kinda small and had really long pubes, or if he just didn't clean the hair off those pony tail holders. I assumed the second, and it squicks me an unreasonable amount.
Thought I'd share.

Re: Hmm well...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

ICK!

Thanks for squicking me right back!

HEE HEE

[imagine77.livejournal.com]

We live to serve darlin!

[xanthe42.livejournal.com]

cute! in a farking hilarious sort of way
...penis puppetry meets baby gap, or something

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

penis puppetry meets baby gap

HA HA HA HA HA!

Re:

[xanthe42.livejournal.com]

*grin*
i aim to please

now i want to see one wearing a fleece shirt that says 'polar bears live in the artic'

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[silfverduk.livejournal.com]

i never thought i would say this... those are beautiful penis heads.

(it's me carina!)

[geekturtle.livejournal.com]

I didn't want to say it, BUT someone had to!

I have to agree, I need that laugh today. I can't seem to stop giggling about it. It reminds me of grade school when a person would read "hard" out loud or "Dick" as in a man's name.

Picture my cheeks puffed out, a squirrel hording nuts kinda look, trying to keep from laughing as I take business calls while look at "peni" fashion.

Everyman is sporting the new penis capri's this spring. Try a nice bold plaid if you want it to look phatter!!!

I am done.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I figured it was you, silly.

And yes, they are very, erm, smooth.

Been going on for years.

[vidicon.livejournal.com]

Kokigami: Performance Enhancing Adornments for the Adventurous Man (revised edition) (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/books/1580082459/reader/1/104-1126491-5597555#reader-link), available through Amazon.com. I have to order another copy so I can actually cut up and fold some of the absolutely beautiful paper "adormnents"...

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Re: Been going on for years.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's crazy! :)