Happy birthday, Binkie!

Today is my darling beautiful binkiegirl's birthday. She turns Wonderful + 1 this year.

Bink, your arrival in Klumbis was a godsend. Your infectious laughter, silly optimism, and girly froo-froo bring an endless supply of joy and smiles into my life. From the minute we met in the Short North for lunch to the last time I basked in your Binkie glory, it has been lovely. For my birthday, you made me a fancy-pants cake and gave me fun things. I have no cake and no nice cake-display-thinger, but I have love, and it's for you.

Hell would be a great place to clean carpet.
I've been maimed by a Doodle!
I'm giving you the Magnum.
I'll ask direct questions.

Thank you for being the all-knowing Bink. Happy birthday, beautiful. I love you.

Tuesday morning question time!

You know, I really need a life, I think. Curiosity strikes!

[Poll #18360]

You know you want to.

You should click this. Yes.