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Tomato Queen 2003
Sep. 6th, 2003 11:01 pmToday I got to see the crowning of the Tomato Queen and her Four Attendants at the Reynoldsburg Tomato Festival. And I was serenaded by a crooner that looked stunningly like my 
Barty. And I sampled /both/ the deep-fried twinkie /and/ the deep-fried oreo. And I ate green tomato pie, and fried green tomatoes, and pizza, and french fries, and shaved ice. (*burp*) And Barty won me a Smile Buddy, who apparently has a penchant for Mailbox Baseball and buggery. Just ask Daina. Oh, and I got to see a diorama of Ground Zero made out of popsicle sticks and grape tomatoes. (It won first prize, of course. Anyone who can't appreciate that grotesque effort must be a terrorist.)
But I mean, really... how often do you get to see the Tomato Queen?
Barty. And I sampled /both/ the deep-fried twinkie /and/ the deep-fried oreo. And I ate green tomato pie, and fried green tomatoes, and pizza, and french fries, and shaved ice. (*burp*) And Barty won me a Smile Buddy, who apparently has a penchant for Mailbox Baseball and buggery. Just ask Daina. Oh, and I got to see a diorama of Ground Zero made out of popsicle sticks and grape tomatoes. (It won first prize, of course. Anyone who can't appreciate that grotesque effort must be a terrorist.)But I mean, really... how often do you get to see the Tomato Queen?
