I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall.

We're the pirates who don't do anything. We just stay home and lay around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you, "We don't do anything!"

I received an email today telling me I had passes for the free screening of the Director's Cut of Donnie Darko. I loooooove Donnie Darko. However, I had already promised myself I would spend the evening relaxing, answering backlogged e-mails, and cleaning up. So I tracked down Bad Adam's phone number (thanks, Saci!) and offered the passes to him, since he is/was also a fan. But the booger said he wouldn't be able to go!

So then I figured maybe I would see if someone could come. If I could find someone, I would take it as a sign to shirk my house stuff and go out. But Amy couldn't go, or Shani, or Crystal! (Although I did con Shani into a date to see Vanity Fair.)

So now I suppose I am going to be responsible after all. I have commenced this responsibility by eating cookies and spoiling my dinner. :)

Oopsie!

Wow. I never, ever forget people's birthdays. I am like a stickler for that sort of thing.

But for the first time ever, I forgot my ex's birthday (the 12th). I got it confused with our wedding anniversary (the 21st). HOW WEIRD.

Now I need to eat crow and buy a belated birthday card. Augh!!

(He will then WIN when he remembers mine. It's not fair!!)