Poop

Today I took the biggest poop I've ever taken in my whole life. No, really. It was over a foot long, I swear.

Nothing beats a good poop on company time.

American Idol

Vonzell Solomon just keeps getting cuter and cuter and cuter. I just adore her, and I hate that she keeps getting low numbers of votes. Tim and I are convinced it's just because she's female, she's african-american, and she's young. Because she is totally awesome and should NOT be getting low votes.

Tonight it is my personal mission to keep Vonzell out of the bottom three. I will vote 878439775 times.