Poop

[judecorp]

Today I took the biggest poop I've ever taken in my whole life. No, really. It was over a foot long, I swear.

Nothing beats a good poop on company time.

Comments

[haloumi.livejournal.com]

You know, not everything has to be reported in your LiveJournal...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hey, it got you commenting, didn't it?

Mwah.

[laserkitty.livejournal.com]

Yes, but she knows I'm impressed that she's talking about poop! Way to go Jude!

[geniusorafool.livejournal.com]

You name the time and the place...I'll out poop you any day!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

To be honest, I think I'm too scared to have a poop competition.

However, I think it totally rocks that you can now Google my journal with the phrase "Poop Competition." ROWR!

[kieron.livejournal.com]

Uhm....didn't you try to accuse me of talking too much about bathroom events?

I think this beats out any argument you may have had.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I can't explain it. You do it differently. You like to talk about diarrhea and gas. You're like my mom, always talking about bowels.

Me, I stick to MONSTER POO!

[photodork.livejournal.com]

since i am teh flu, i had 9 like that yesterday :(
wanna trade?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

9 foot-longs???!?!

[livinginfits.livejournal.com]

i'm always amazed when that happens. "how was i hiding this inside of me?!?"

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I feel like I lost 2 pounds or something. I'm so glad I stopped to get coffee this morning.

[biophile6.livejournal.com]

I am embarassed that I opened this and read the entire thread.

It is strangely compelling, like a car wreck.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THE POOP!!!

[sacharine.livejournal.com]

Nothing beats a good poop on company time.

oh, man. totally agreed. my internal clock timed itself somehow so my daily poop was ALWAYS while i was at work.
"I just got PAID to POOP!", i would tell people.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I like how you think. I prefer to poop at work, really. Not only do I get PAID TO POOP, I also can trust the INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH FLUSH!!

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

it's like anal sex...only in reverse!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

It feels so gooooooooood.

[livinginoctober.livejournal.com]

Yay for good poops!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Indeed!

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

I can't believe the coolest, hippest girl on my LJ just made a post about POOP. At least there wasn't a picture! ;-)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude, taking a picture would have been totally gross! (Unless you're laserkitty)

Give me some credit! :)

[communista.livejournal.com]

Not Jude poop...ENERGY!

Thanks for the energy link update :P

Email me your snail mail addy, if you'd like some handwritten letters/cards.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll get right on that! :)

[cathboblet.livejournal.com]

I adore you :D

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

And I you, my dear!

I POOPED MY PANTS!

[thelastbard.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the straight poop on your day -- nobody gives us the inside flush like you do, B!

Re: I POOPED MY PANTS!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude, those were some of the crappiest puns I've ever heard.

[poopsmoothie.livejournal.com]

Pooping = best thing ever.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

It's definitely up there. :)