Major Bug Anxiety

I am having so much anxiety about all of this bug business that I don't even know what to do. It is seriously paralyzing. This has never happened to me before. There is so much to do before the bug dude comes on Friday morning and I honestly can not drag myself up to do any of it. Heck, I can't even get myself to eat. I had half a sandwich for lunch. That was 9 hours ago.

( Cut because, woah, long. )