Generous Uncle

When I took Calculus in high school, my nerdy math teacher REALLY liked to toss around word problems about compounding interest. I don't know what it was about compounding interest that held his, umm, interest, but it was a bit of an obsession. You always knew it was coming when you saw a "Generous Uncle" word problem. As in, "Your generous uncle sets up a trust when you are born with $X..."

Well, if I had a REAL generous uncle, I would want him to buy us THIS. Please.