Sex bet.

[judecorp]

badadam has bet me $100 that I will have sex with him within one year. If we have sex, he gets $100. If we don't, I get $100.

Sounds like free money to me!

Comments

[ex-xheather916.livejournal.com]

uh oh. deals liket that always end wtih the chuick losin. ic ould give you examples,. you're gonna lose. :|

[annasetsfire.livejournal.com]

niiiiiice.
i think he stills owes ryan $100 too.

:)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

He sure does, that silly boy. :)

[badadam.livejournal.com]

I already paid him, buttmunch

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Who you calling a buttmunch?

[thespian.livejournal.com]

which will be even harder (uh) for him if you move to Boston.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well, the bet is off if I move. :)

[drainbead.livejournal.com]

If you go out with him anytime soon, make sure you don't leave your drink alone. He might slip you a mickey...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You know, he was muttering something like, "roofies count..."

;)

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[drainbead.livejournal.com]

He could always use Spanish Fly, which has the added effect of making you think you actually wanted it...which is frightening in and of itself.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude, does that stuff really exist?

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[drainbead.livejournal.com]

I've seen it in places like Spencer Gifts and that cheesy back room behind the beads at Waterbongs and Snuff. Whether it actually works is another thing entirely.

[michael622.livejournal.com]

I was thinkin' about it, and considerin' the fact that Jude is one of those lesbians (g), even if she was given Spanish Fly and it did work, what makes anyone think she'd need a man to scratch her itch?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Jude likes boys. Jude just doesn't like boys naked.

Jude likes to smooch boys.

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[drainbead.livejournal.com]

Hey, in the urban legend, the girl gets it on with the gearshift. I think that once you're under the influence, all discrimination goes out the window.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'd want to do it with a gearshaft.

I'd rather have a boy.

[scottopic.livejournal.com]

http://www.snopes.com/sex/aphrodis/gearshif.htm
Under "Origins"

[happy2beso.livejournal.com]

Ouch.

Spanish Fly

[juliann.livejournal.com]

It's what got the Marquis de Sade in trouble at last! Two prostitutes had him arrested for "poisoning" them. He got off on that charge but in the trial the women testified that he'd had sex with his valet, and he got sent to prison for the homosexual part.

And THEN he started writing!

(Of course if I had a priest like Joaquim, I'd be any gender he wanted, baby!)

Re: Spanish Fly

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

(Of course if I had a priest like Joaquim, I'd be any gender he wanted, baby!)

I am /so/ right with you there. My good gods.

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

My local 7-11 carries it. Whether or not it's actual Spanish Fly is yet to be proven, but that's what it's marketed as.

I'd buy some sometime out of curiosity, but I'm cheap.

[michael622.livejournal.com]

If you /do/ have sex, and thereby lose the bet, and pay him $100, does that make him a prostitute? And does that make you a John?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Doh! I guess it would.

I told him that if he wanted to hump me, he'd have to pay me $100, so I could pay him.

Spanish fly

[(Anonymous)]

Spanish fly is(?)/was made from the S.American "Blister Beatle." It's shell causes blisters at the touch. The shells were sun dried, then ground to a powder, added to inert ingredients.= Spanish Fly 'Had picture in a wildlife encyclopedia of the shells being sun dried.