I love logic that benefits me financially.

[judecorp]

mythicalbeast: so I'm curious about this bet.
smurfchick: The $100 Adam bet?
mythicalbeast: yes.
smurfchick: What about it?
mythicalbeast: I think he should have to give you $100 until such time as you bonk him, if that occurs you give him $200.
smurfchick: Oooh, that's quite an idea.
mythicalbeast: cause as I understand it you're spending the majority of the time winning the bet.
mythicalbeast: And getting nothing for it, other than the lack of man meat in your cooter.
smurfchick: Which isn't a bad thing.
smurfchick: But I love you for saying "man meat"
mythicalbeast: but you'd be getting no love sausage even if there was no bet.
smurfchick: True true.
mythicalbeast: So I think you should have won the bet in advance.
smurfchick: I agree.

Comments

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

I love Kristofer.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh me too, me too. :)

[juliann.livejournal.com]

I saw him first!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

But now you want ME!

[thespian.livejournal.com]

i'd say it's impressive that he used both 'man meat' and 'cooter' in one sentence.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

And "love sausage" in the next. :)

[badadam.livejournal.com]

the bet doesn't start until we live together. if that EVER happens, I'll be more than happy to give you a $100 security deposit on your coot.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Really?

Heh. A security deposit.

Wouldn't that be

[siercia]

a lack-of-security deposit?

Since, after all, if you leave the cooter in its original, untouched (undamaged?) condition you'd lose your deposit instead of getting it back?

Hee.

Re: Wouldn't that be

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

I'd think it would be easier just to lock up his man meat. That's the thing that threatens to cause all the problems. If it's locked down, then she can't lose the bet. Nor can badadam have any fun... but I hear he's bad.

Re: Wouldn't that be

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Nah - he's the sweetest little brother ever!

Re: Wouldn't that be

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Tee hee hee! Jenn said 'cooter'!

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

HA!

agreed.

Phrasing

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

I also wish to use the phrase "Stuffing the Muff" here, but as I just did, I no longer need it to make any other sense than that.

Re: Phrasing

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I love you!

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

for you

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

HA!

That rocks! :)

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

another one for you

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude, these are fun!

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

So, I was hoping to respond to this with a list of euphemisms.

I couldn't find the list, but I did find this:

Comparing men's genitalia to women's is somewhat like comparing your common kitchen sink to the plumbing within a British hotel.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Tee hee hee!