I [heart] Dave

[judecorp]

smurfchick: However, the jingoist sickness that has infected the US drives me batshit.
356dreamer: i know
356dreamer: that's why i want you to get a red white and blue tongue stud
356dreamer: and why i'm gonna slap a re-elect bush in 2004 sticker on gargamel!
smurfchick: Dude, can I confess something to you?
356dreamer: sure!
smurfchick: I love you very much, but if you put a Dubya sticker on my car, I don't think we would be friends. ;)
356dreamer: :-(
356dreamer: okay
356dreamer: i won't do it then
356dreamer: i'll put a twin towers sticker, instead
356dreamer: :-p
smurfchick: Hee hee.
356dreamer: along with a nascar number sticker
356dreamer: and a sticker of calvin peeing on a chevy emblem
smurfchick: ACK ACK ACK
smurfchick: Dude, you so know how to push all my buttons. I am practically CRYING here.
356dreamer: heheheheh
smurfchick: CALVIN PEEING ON THINGS! Eeeeeeep!

For happy2beso and jost:
Why did Doubleman cross the road?

~//~
She called. I smiled spontaneously for the first time in a long time. Coincidence? I think not.

Comments

[happy2beso.livejournal.com]

Where does Dave chat?

He doesn't love me. Practically sleeps through our lunch plans and then no chatting.

I get no love from Dave.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Y!

Clearly he loves me more than you, although he DID tell me that he was planning to be your long-distance boyfriend when you move to California.

He's going to make you wear a red, white, and blue engagement ring with the word "REAGANOMICS!" engraved inside.

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[happy2beso.livejournal.com]

Well, I do prefer the ruby and saphire to diamonds, so that should be good.

He'll just go for me because he knows you don't like boy parts.

You're such a maneater.

MEEPMEEP!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh-oh here she comes. Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up.

Everyone knows that YOU are the resident stud-ette around these here parts.

[jost.livejournal.com]

KITTY!!!

[mayna.livejournal.com]

Damn, you got it before I did!

[sacharine.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha calvin peeing on things
ahahahaha nascar stickers

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I would die if any of those aforementioned stickers ended up on my car.

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[sacharine.livejournal.com]

ditto... it's the way you expressed your aversion reminded me of conversations with my brother.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Is this where I call your parents and tell them he's not in school?

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[sacharine.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

...they're out of the country. He'd erase the message before they heard it. ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dang.