Medical advice from everyone's favorite mom:

[judecorp]

smurfchick: and I have an earache.
crena: :(
crena: how come?
smurfchick: how come i have an earache?
crena: yeah
smurfchick: no clue.
crena: :(
crena: so you weren't hitting your ear with a brick or anything?
crena: no stuffing bleach in there?
crena: cause you know- that COULD cause an ear ache
smurfchick: you know, i'll have to think back.
smurfchick: i do some pretty crazy stuff.
crena: yeah- definitely want to keep away from shoving pencils in your ear from now on
crena: that could cause an ear ache too
smurfchick: damn. i really like doing that, though.
smurfchick: and sometimes, you know, sometimes i just get a hankering for, like, seeing how many ball bearings i can shove in there.
smurfchick: it's like those jars full of marbles at the doctor's office
crena: well- sometimes we have to abstain from activities that give us pleasure to stop the pain
smurfchick: pain is a part of life, carina
crena: *laughs*
crena: ball bearings!
crena: no wonder you have an ear ache!

Is there any doubt why I love crena? MEEP BLEEP!