Medical advice from everyone's favorite mom:

[judecorp]

smurfchick: and I have an earache.
crena: :(
crena: how come?
smurfchick: how come i have an earache?
crena: yeah
smurfchick: no clue.
crena: :(
crena: so you weren't hitting your ear with a brick or anything?
crena: no stuffing bleach in there?
crena: cause you know- that COULD cause an ear ache
smurfchick: you know, i'll have to think back.
smurfchick: i do some pretty crazy stuff.
crena: yeah- definitely want to keep away from shoving pencils in your ear from now on
crena: that could cause an ear ache too
smurfchick: damn. i really like doing that, though.
smurfchick: and sometimes, you know, sometimes i just get a hankering for, like, seeing how many ball bearings i can shove in there.
smurfchick: it's like those jars full of marbles at the doctor's office
crena: well- sometimes we have to abstain from activities that give us pleasure to stop the pain
smurfchick: pain is a part of life, carina
crena: *laughs*
crena: ball bearings!
crena: no wonder you have an ear ache!

Is there any doubt why I love crena? MEEP BLEEP!

Comments

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

"earache my eye! you're going to school today!" --cheech and chong

[juliann.livejournal.com]

No but I know why crena loves YOU!!

And you are MINE NOW!! Muahahhaha!!!

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Do you think that you might have accidentally stuffed any of the following in there?

* peanut butter
* elbows
* radioactive isotopes
* dust bunnies
* belly button lint, for that matter
* very small rocks
* churches
* RJ-45 ethernet cables (not recommended in crossover mode)
* cheese
* haiku

Any of those things could also cause an earache.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You know, I think I had haiku in my ear. Damn you! DAMN YOUR BLACK HEART!

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[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

My goodness. A reference has gone over my head.

For some reason, all I can think of is Sluggy.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's just something my friend Guy says to me. :)

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[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

No wonder it went over my head.

:)

I thought it was just cuz I was short or something.

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute... you are short?

*ceases to know jjustj*

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[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Hmf.

Now I'm all long in the face.

At least I'm not short in the face.

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[carina-s.livejournal.com]

True true.

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[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

I'm 170cm, by the way.

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

MEEP BLEEP!