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The Jerry Springer Show : Episode 627 : "Marriage Meltdown!"
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[The crowd starts chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"]

Jerry: Tonight on "The Jerry Springer Show" we have a particularly interesting episode! Jude is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend, Carina. So everyone, please put your hands together for Jude!

[The crowd whoops and hollers]

Jerry: Okay, now Jude you're here to talk about someone aren't you?

Jude: Yes.

Jerry: And what is this other person's name?

Jude: Ryan.

[The crowd squeals with delight]

Jerry: Okay, okay, well Ryan, is actually here tonight ...

[The crowd squeals]

Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you Jude, because as it happens there is someone else here to see you! So let's bring out ... Lara!

Jude: What the HELL!!!

[Out of nowhere Jude pulls out a fist of fury. Lara reaches for the sofa. Out of the shadows Steve-Dave appears]

Steve-Dave: Wait everybody, wait!

Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First, tell us why you're here Lara.

Lara: Because I saw Jude and Steve-Dave making out at Target!

[The crowd goes absolutely insane]

Steve-Dave: That's a lie! I was home watching MTV's The Real World!

Jerry: [raising his hands] Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here ... what exactly is the problem Lara?

Lara: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with Carina who has recently become engaged to Steve-Dave.

[The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement]

Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring Carina out here because Jude had something that she needed to tell her anyway about ... Ryan that's right!

Carina: [enters onto stage and saunters over towards Jude] What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with Ryan! You know how I feel about Ryan!

Steve-Dave: [screams] What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with Ryan!

Carina: Because I knew that I could never have Ryan. But Jude promised me that they'd never hook up out of respect for my feelings!

Steve-Dave: What about respect for my feelings!

[Lara walks suddenly across the stage, embracing Carina]

Lara: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me.

[Again the crowd squeals]

Steve-Dave: Oh my God! Are you sick!?

[Steve-Dave runs across the room and wraps his arms around Jude tightly]

Steve-Dave: Jude take me away from all of this!

Jude: You see? That's the thing ... I'm ... well, I'm married ...

[The crowd does its bit]

Steve-Dave: Married?

[Jude nods]

Steve-Dave: Who the hell are you married to? When ... when did this happen? I don't understand!

Jude: The other day. In Vegas. I'm married to Ryan.

Carina: [screaming] WHAT!!!

Jerry: [grinning widely, makes an inquiry] So ... did you have a nice wedding night?

Ryan: [stepping back out onto center stage] Well we had sex 17 times if that's what you mean.

[The crowd squeals]

Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight ... Jude is married to Ryan who Carina has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now Carina has recently become engaged to Steve-Dave who was recently spotted kissing Jude in Target. Now on top of this, Lara has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with Carina.

Ryan: That's right Jerry.

Jerry: [looking sternly into the camera] It's times like these that one has to wonder whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Vegas to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks - it's been great - but for now, take care of yourselves ... and each other.

[Cue cheesy background music and fade to black]