MASH, Klumbis-style!

[judecorp]

wasted_breath and I will live with our 5 children in an apartment in Columbus, OH. We will drive a purple VW Cabrio, and I will work as a coffee house diva.

You can thank www.playmash.com for this outburst.

(Other mate choices were whod81, laughingsal, 356dreamer, and happy2beso. Other job choices were professional lesbian, barefoot and pregnant, superhero, and president.)

Comments

Some law that says...

[clockwerkdragon.livejournal.com]

You can't be all three??

You can be "Mother-Woman", battling villains like you battle hormone swings, with your lifetime companion "Femmy-gurl" and your secret identity, coffee house diva ....

Re: Some law that says...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I like femmey girls, as long as they're not prissy.

Re: Some law that says...

[clockwerkdragon.livejournal.com]

You can't have a sidekick that's /not/ prissy. It's a union guideline.

Re: Some law that says...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hrm. You may be right.

[doulamel.livejournal.com]

And here I thought that I was going to have your children! ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh you are, baby, you are. This was a game and you are the REAL DEAL! ;)

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[doulamel.livejournal.com]

Ooooh I see how it is. You're just playin me. We all know that what MASH says, goes. ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ooops, I did it again. ;)

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[doulamel.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Maybe I'll just go have someone ELSE'S baby. ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

MEEP!

Floozy.

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[doulamel.livejournal.com]

Hey I'm not the one having 5 children with someone else. Who're you calling a floozy? ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You.

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[doulamel.livejournal.com]

I'm deeply hurt. I'm a slut (according to Rachael) not a floozy. ;)

[whod81.livejournal.com]

*nudge* *nudge*

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[doulamel.livejournal.com]

Hey there handsome...how YOU doin? ;)

[whod81.livejournal.com]

I'm leaving work so i'm happy. :)

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[doulamel.livejournal.com]

Yes I bet. Getting out of work is a very happy feeling!

[laughingsal.livejournal.com]

*sulk*
But I want to be your MASH lesbian lover!

You should have Professional Smurf Wrestler as a job choice.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that would have been a better occupation. I was so hoping to come up "barefoot and pregnant."

[iansha.livejournal.com]

You will live in a House.
You will drive a sporty red convertible.
You will marry Mike and have none kids.
You will be a housewife! in New York.

I was |this| close to having smurfchick to marry!
I'll settle for lovah's ;)

i win!

[whod81.livejournal.com]

You will live in Shack.
You will drive a beige bigfoot.
You will marry smurfchick and have 3 kids.
You will be a musician in new york.

Re: i win!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Uh oh! What will Sean think? :)

[00solstice.livejournal.com]

{snickers}

(she said professional lesbian!)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

This is the first time in two years that I'm not "gay for pay." From Stonewall to GLBT Student Services, baby!

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[00solstice.livejournal.com]

heheheh... every time I see or hear the acronym "GLBT," I think of a BiGBLT...