judecorp | Reason Ryan is the best #5879045

Ryan is the best boyfriend in the whole world because he makes last-minutes plans to go to The Dube with me. And then he waits for me on his porch. And then we walk there together after he lets me play with Irregardless. And then he almost lets me squirt mustard in his hand for fun. And we order food, and we eat, and he lets me squirt a smiley face on his plate with mustard. And later I write his name with mustard, and he writes mine, and we cover it with other condiments and he draws a big ketchup heart over it all. And we sing all the "oooh oooh" parts of "Sympathy for the Devil" and we dance like loonies through "Roadhouse" and we never seem to get tired of making up dances. And he laughs at my Mick Jagger lips face and I laugh at the Thinky face. And I sign "you complete me" and he ducks. And we trade pickles, and he eats one of my cherries, and he throws a french fry in my nonexistent cleavage and we both die of embarrassment. And we decide we're in love, and we high five, and make Ws with our fingers and smile a whole lot. And I write "Ryan" on his styrofoam container and he writes "I [heart] Jude." And we walk and talk all the way back to his place and he gives me great hugs.

In other words, I love Ryan because we have so much fun together. Thanks, Ryan. You're the best boyfriend in the history of the universe. M.F.E.O.

p.s. Ryan, it's February 26th.