Even floozies get birthday love.
Jul. 18th, 2002 12:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
judecorpI've been very fortunate to meet some really great people during my tenure in ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
columbus, but this isn't about those people. This post is about one of those people who completely and totally drives me nuts. I mean, seriously, this girl is a ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
creepystalker! She shows up at my apartment unannounced hoping to catch a glimpse of me in my pajamas, and she comes over and gets completely obliterated and lives out all of her bi-curious fantasies. On top of that, all she talks about is this make-believe boyfriend named Andy. I mean, really, have any of you ever /seen/ Andy? I didn't think so.
So this floozy, who shall remain nameless though her name sounds a lot like MISSY GOODTIMES, is 24 years old today, and she's asking for spankings. Tramp.
I think you should all go to her journal and start a flamewar. I warn you, though, she's friends withjoancrawford, and you know how mean SHE is - just ask tinacrawford.
Meeting Missy has been one of the best parts of living in Columbus, and today I want to wish that little strumpet a VERY VERY VERY HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY!
*smooches*
columbus, but this isn't about those people. This post is about one of those people who completely and totally drives me nuts. I mean, seriously, this girl is a creepystalker! She shows up at my apartment unannounced hoping to catch a glimpse of me in my pajamas, and she comes over and gets completely obliterated and lives out all of her bi-curious fantasies. On top of that, all she talks about is this make-believe boyfriend named Andy. I mean, really, have any of you ever /seen/ Andy? I didn't think so.So this floozy, who shall remain nameless though her name sounds a lot like MISSY GOODTIMES, is 24 years old today, and she's asking for spankings. Tramp.
I think you should all go to her journal and start a flamewar. I warn you, though, she's friends with
joancrawford, and you know how mean SHE is - just ask tinacrawford.Meeting Missy has been one of the best parts of living in Columbus, and today I want to wish that little strumpet a VERY VERY VERY HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY!
*smooches*
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Date: 2002-07-18 09:21 am (UTC)TROLLUP!
SLATTERN!
HUSSY!
FREAK!
I want you. You may spank me now.
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Date: 2002-07-18 09:33 am (UTC)I don't spank. But I will kiss you like you deserve to be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how.
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Date: 2002-07-18 09:42 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2002-07-18 11:17 am (UTC)totallys sick and wrongfunny!no subject
Date: 2002-07-18 03:08 pm (UTC)You know you want us!no subject
Date: 2002-07-18 01:22 pm (UTC)'Cause, y'know, that sounds really hot. And that's on top of me thinking hot thoughts because the Indigo Girls are gonna be at the KBCO World-Class Rockfest this weekend! I gotta go find some ice. (:
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Date: 2002-07-18 03:12 pm (UTC)As for the actual origin of the "husky lesbian voice," it was a joke. :)
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Date: 2004-05-23 04:42 am (UTC)