One is silver, and the other gold.

[judecorp]

You know, it's really really nice getting to know pattisimmons. I had dinner with the Simmonses(eseses) at Pizza House, and then I had a homemade brownie (yay!). I also got to see photos of scottsimmons's boobs. SKORE! I [heart] Patti.

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I can only have these conversations with Jodie:

Jude: The tower. Rapunzel!
Jode: The answer of course is onions
Jude: I hate that Bob Barker.
Jode: YOUR GONNA DIE, CLOWN!
Jude: He wasn't a very good illusionist.

(It's funnier if you share our brain, I swear. You know what you are? You're a bunch of ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-art fags!)



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I imagine that someday I will be a parent. Whether I have a coparent or not, I imagine birthday parties, first days of school, milestone after milestone. I wonder if when this happens I will still take paper pictures. I wonder if I will make scrapbooks and journals and home movies. I wonder if I will be one of "those" parents who pulls out pictures of the kids in line at the grocery store.

I imagine the day that I settle down with someone, if that day comes. I imagine the satisfaction I will feel when my parents can use the word "partner." I imagine the excitement of juggling schedules.

Of course, then I remember that I was terrible at that whole "settling down" thing. I flunked Long Term Relationship 101. Oops.

At least I know I can still be a damned good parent. :)

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

In French III in 10th grade, my friend Jessica (the same Jessica who is getting married next month) and I scared la prof. The assignment was to get in front of the class and teach the class how to do something. Ours was: How to Successfully kill someone. Comment tuer avec succes.

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[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

LOL...We never got cool assignments like that...Well, unless you count our valedictorian's Barney Rap....

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

MEEP!

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[gangrel-pri.livejournal.com]

Yes, rapping about killing a purple in dinosaur in francaise.

I had nightmares for a week.