Survey. Don't read.
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judecorpI don't want to write anything of substance, and I want to pretend everything's okay, so I will do this survey to waste time.
name: Jude
sex: girlboy
age: 26
birthday: October 17, 1975
place of birth: Woonsocket, RI
siblings: One brother, Baga
parents: Richard and Janice
pets: two cats - Daedalus and Ralph
height: 5'4"
hair color: black
eye color: bluel
eye color of choice: green
writing hand: usually right, can use both
current residence: Columbus, Ohio
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
nervous habits: I bite my nails and the insides of my cheeks. I hope from foot to foot. I chew my lip.
do you bite your nails? absolutely.
are you double jointed? No.
can you roll your tongue? Yes.
can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Only the left one.
can you blow smoke rings? Ewwww, smoke.
can you blow spit bubbles? Yes.
can you flare your nostrils? not really
can you cross your eyes? Yes.
tattoos? None yet.
piercings and where? From top to bottom: left eyebrow, 2 left helix, 1 right helix, 1 right industrial, 1 left conch, 2 left lobe, 3 right lobe, 1 tongue.
do you make your bed daily? Yes. I'm anal.
CLOTHES
what goes on first, bra socks or underwear? Underwear.
speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? To quote Austin Powers, "Who throws a shoe? Honestly..."
on the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? None.
what jewelry do you wear 24/7? nothing
what's sexiest on a guy? his smile
what's sexiest on a girl? collarbones
would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great? be late, I suppose. It takes me 15 minutes to get ready.
FOOD
do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
have you ever eaten Spam? Yes. Jodie and I were culinary SPAM goddesses.
favorite ice cream flavor: Peanut butter.
how many cereals in your cabinet? Two - mini wheats and rice chex.
what's your favorite beverage? orange juice with extra pulp, or orangina.
what's your favorite restaurant? The Border Cafe in Cambridge, MA
what utensils do you use to eat pizza? hands
do you cook? Not if I can help it.
GROOMING
how often do you brush your teeth? 2-3 times/day.
how often do you shower/bathe? Every day
how long does your shower last? 10 minutes, tops.
have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? Yes.
do you paint your nails? HA HA HA
MANNERS
do you swear? Sometimes.
do you ever spit? Only toothpaste and watermelon seeds.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
actor: Edward Norton
actress: Carrie-Anne Moss
animal: cat
food: ice cream
day: Saturday
cartoon: Smurfs
flower: stargazer lily
shoe: black docs
subject in school: science
color: midnight blue crayola
sport: baseball
body part on the opposite sex: hair
TV show: Trading Spaces, maybe? Real World? ER?
book: On the Road, Jack Kerouac
thing to do in spring: walk
thing to do in the summer: outdoor live music
thing to do in the fall: walk on crunchy leaves
thing to do in the winter: complain about the cold
perfume or cologne: sandalwood oil
favorite game: cranium
IN AND AROUND
the CD player: Ani DiFranco, "Up Up Up Up Up Up"
person you talk most on the phone with: No idea. I don't talk to anyone on the phone anymore. Jodie?
ever taken a cab? in several cities
do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? Oh my god yes.
what color is your bedroom? industrial white and tan.
do you use an alarm clock? not right now
name one thing you are obsessed with: Myself. Or LiveJournal.
have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? Yes
ever sunbathed nude? No
window seat or aisle? Aisle
LALA LAND
what's your sleeping position? back. in the middle of the bed, between the pillows.
do you snore? when I'm sick.
do you sleepwalk? I have, but not since I was little.
do you talk in your sleep? Yes.
do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No, I sleep with a pillow that needs a new pillowcase.
how about with the light on? Absolutely not.
do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? No. Only street sounds.
GIRL QUESTIONS
what do you look for in a guy? Ryan.
what is the first thing you notice when you look at a guy? whether he looks like Ryan
what do you think of cheating? never on Ryan
makeup: HA HA HA HA
tell the truth: Always
WHICH IS BETTER
coke or pepsi: Pepsi.
oranges or apples? Oranges
one pillow or two? Tons.
deaf or blind? blind
pools or hot tubs? Pool.
blondes or brunettes? Brunettes.
tall or short? short
TV or radio? radio
beach or pool? DUH. Beach.
Tic-Tacs or Certs? Certs
Snooze or jump out of bed: jump out of bed.
sunrise or sunset? Sunset.
hamburger or cheeseburger? veggie burger.
morning or night? night.
sports or news? News
bikini or one-piece? one piece
indoors or outdoors? outdoors
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Eve
cake or ice cream? ice cream
Bert or Ernie? Ernie
spicy or mild? mild
spearmint or peppermint? peppermint
call or write? call
peanut butter or jelly? peanut butter
hamburger or hot dog? neither, please
dog or cat? cat
bath or shower? shower.
book or movie? depends
green or red apples? granny green
rain or snow? Rain
Nike or Adidas? barefoot.
Beatles or Elvis? Beatles
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
took a shower? Noon.
watched bambi? when I was a kid
cried? a year ago February
talked on the phone? Last night.
read a book? Yesterday
punched someone? Last night (Hi, Sean!)
THE FUTURE
where do you see yourself in ten years? who the hell knows. Back on the coast.
who are you going to be married to? HA HA HA HA
how many kids? 2? 3?
your profession: superhero.
future school: Hard knocks.
car of your dreams: VW Thing
name: Jude
sex: girlboy
age: 26
birthday: October 17, 1975
place of birth: Woonsocket, RI
siblings: One brother, Baga
parents: Richard and Janice
pets: two cats - Daedalus and Ralph
height: 5'4"
hair color: black
eye color: bluel
eye color of choice: green
writing hand: usually right, can use both
current residence: Columbus, Ohio
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
nervous habits: I bite my nails and the insides of my cheeks. I hope from foot to foot. I chew my lip.
do you bite your nails? absolutely.
are you double jointed? No.
can you roll your tongue? Yes.
can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Only the left one.
can you blow smoke rings? Ewwww, smoke.
can you blow spit bubbles? Yes.
can you flare your nostrils? not really
can you cross your eyes? Yes.
tattoos? None yet.
piercings and where? From top to bottom: left eyebrow, 2 left helix, 1 right helix, 1 right industrial, 1 left conch, 2 left lobe, 3 right lobe, 1 tongue.
do you make your bed daily? Yes. I'm anal.
CLOTHES
what goes on first, bra socks or underwear? Underwear.
speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? To quote Austin Powers, "Who throws a shoe? Honestly..."
on the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? None.
what jewelry do you wear 24/7? nothing
what's sexiest on a guy? his smile
what's sexiest on a girl? collarbones
would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great? be late, I suppose. It takes me 15 minutes to get ready.
FOOD
do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
have you ever eaten Spam? Yes. Jodie and I were culinary SPAM goddesses.
favorite ice cream flavor: Peanut butter.
how many cereals in your cabinet? Two - mini wheats and rice chex.
what's your favorite beverage? orange juice with extra pulp, or orangina.
what's your favorite restaurant? The Border Cafe in Cambridge, MA
what utensils do you use to eat pizza? hands
do you cook? Not if I can help it.
GROOMING
how often do you brush your teeth? 2-3 times/day.
how often do you shower/bathe? Every day
how long does your shower last? 10 minutes, tops.
have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? Yes.
do you paint your nails? HA HA HA
MANNERS
do you swear? Sometimes.
do you ever spit? Only toothpaste and watermelon seeds.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
actor: Edward Norton
actress: Carrie-Anne Moss
animal: cat
food: ice cream
day: Saturday
cartoon: Smurfs
flower: stargazer lily
shoe: black docs
subject in school: science
color: midnight blue crayola
sport: baseball
body part on the opposite sex: hair
TV show: Trading Spaces, maybe? Real World? ER?
book: On the Road, Jack Kerouac
thing to do in spring: walk
thing to do in the summer: outdoor live music
thing to do in the fall: walk on crunchy leaves
thing to do in the winter: complain about the cold
perfume or cologne: sandalwood oil
favorite game: cranium
IN AND AROUND
the CD player: Ani DiFranco, "Up Up Up Up Up Up"
person you talk most on the phone with: No idea. I don't talk to anyone on the phone anymore. Jodie?
ever taken a cab? in several cities
do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? Oh my god yes.
what color is your bedroom? industrial white and tan.
do you use an alarm clock? not right now
name one thing you are obsessed with: Myself. Or LiveJournal.
have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? Yes
ever sunbathed nude? No
window seat or aisle? Aisle
LALA LAND
what's your sleeping position? back. in the middle of the bed, between the pillows.
do you snore? when I'm sick.
do you sleepwalk? I have, but not since I was little.
do you talk in your sleep? Yes.
do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No, I sleep with a pillow that needs a new pillowcase.
how about with the light on? Absolutely not.
do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? No. Only street sounds.
GIRL QUESTIONS
what do you look for in a guy? Ryan.
what is the first thing you notice when you look at a guy? whether he looks like Ryan
what do you think of cheating? never on Ryan
makeup: HA HA HA HA
tell the truth: Always
WHICH IS BETTER
coke or pepsi: Pepsi.
oranges or apples? Oranges
one pillow or two? Tons.
deaf or blind? blind
pools or hot tubs? Pool.
blondes or brunettes? Brunettes.
tall or short? short
TV or radio? radio
beach or pool? DUH. Beach.
Tic-Tacs or Certs? Certs
Snooze or jump out of bed: jump out of bed.
sunrise or sunset? Sunset.
hamburger or cheeseburger? veggie burger.
morning or night? night.
sports or news? News
bikini or one-piece? one piece
indoors or outdoors? outdoors
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Eve
cake or ice cream? ice cream
Bert or Ernie? Ernie
spicy or mild? mild
spearmint or peppermint? peppermint
call or write? call
peanut butter or jelly? peanut butter
hamburger or hot dog? neither, please
dog or cat? cat
bath or shower? shower.
book or movie? depends
green or red apples? granny green
rain or snow? Rain
Nike or Adidas? barefoot.
Beatles or Elvis? Beatles
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
took a shower? Noon.
watched bambi? when I was a kid
cried? a year ago February
talked on the phone? Last night.
read a book? Yesterday
punched someone? Last night (Hi, Sean!)
THE FUTURE
where do you see yourself in ten years? who the hell knows. Back on the coast.
who are you going to be married to? HA HA HA HA
how many kids? 2? 3?
your profession: superhero.
future school: Hard knocks.
car of your dreams: VW Thing
