Survey. Don't read.
Jul. 24th, 2002 04:37 pmI don't want to write anything of substance, and I want to pretend everything's okay, so I will do this survey to waste time.
name: Jude
sex: girlboy
age: 26
birthday: October 17, 1975
place of birth: Woonsocket, RI
siblings: One brother, Baga
parents: Richard and Janice
pets: two cats - Daedalus and Ralph
height: 5'4"
hair color: black
eye color: bluel
eye color of choice: green
writing hand: usually right, can use both
current residence: Columbus, Ohio
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
nervous habits: I bite my nails and the insides of my cheeks. I hope from foot to foot. I chew my lip.
do you bite your nails? absolutely.
are you double jointed? No.
can you roll your tongue? Yes.
can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Only the left one.
can you blow smoke rings? Ewwww, smoke.
can you blow spit bubbles? Yes.
can you flare your nostrils? not really
can you cross your eyes? Yes.
tattoos? None yet.
piercings and where? From top to bottom: left eyebrow, 2 left helix, 1 right helix, 1 right industrial, 1 left conch, 2 left lobe, 3 right lobe, 1 tongue.
do you make your bed daily? Yes. I'm anal.
CLOTHES
what goes on first, bra socks or underwear? Underwear.
speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? To quote Austin Powers, "Who throws a shoe? Honestly..."
on the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? None.
what jewelry do you wear 24/7? nothing
what's sexiest on a guy? his smile
what's sexiest on a girl? collarbones
would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great? be late, I suppose. It takes me 15 minutes to get ready.
FOOD
do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
have you ever eaten Spam? Yes. Jodie and I were culinary SPAM goddesses.
favorite ice cream flavor: Peanut butter.
how many cereals in your cabinet? Two - mini wheats and rice chex.
what's your favorite beverage? orange juice with extra pulp, or orangina.
what's your favorite restaurant? The Border Cafe in Cambridge, MA
what utensils do you use to eat pizza? hands
do you cook? Not if I can help it.
GROOMING
how often do you brush your teeth? 2-3 times/day.
how often do you shower/bathe? Every day
how long does your shower last? 10 minutes, tops.
have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? Yes.
do you paint your nails? HA HA HA
MANNERS
do you swear? Sometimes.
do you ever spit? Only toothpaste and watermelon seeds.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
actor: Edward Norton
actress: Carrie-Anne Moss
animal: cat
food: ice cream
day: Saturday
cartoon: Smurfs
flower: stargazer lily
shoe: black docs
subject in school: science
color: midnight blue crayola
sport: baseball
body part on the opposite sex: hair
TV show: Trading Spaces, maybe? Real World? ER?
book: On the Road, Jack Kerouac
thing to do in spring: walk
thing to do in the summer: outdoor live music
thing to do in the fall: walk on crunchy leaves
thing to do in the winter: complain about the cold
perfume or cologne: sandalwood oil
favorite game: cranium
IN AND AROUND
the CD player: Ani DiFranco, "Up Up Up Up Up Up"
person you talk most on the phone with: No idea. I don't talk to anyone on the phone anymore. Jodie?
ever taken a cab? in several cities
do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? Oh my god yes.
what color is your bedroom? industrial white and tan.
do you use an alarm clock? not right now
name one thing you are obsessed with: Myself. Or LiveJournal.
have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? Yes
ever sunbathed nude? No
window seat or aisle? Aisle
LALA LAND
what's your sleeping position? back. in the middle of the bed, between the pillows.
do you snore? when I'm sick.
do you sleepwalk? I have, but not since I was little.
do you talk in your sleep? Yes.
do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No, I sleep with a pillow that needs a new pillowcase.
how about with the light on? Absolutely not.
do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? No. Only street sounds.
GIRL QUESTIONS
what do you look for in a guy? Ryan.
what is the first thing you notice when you look at a guy? whether he looks like Ryan
what do you think of cheating? never on Ryan
makeup: HA HA HA HA
tell the truth: Always
WHICH IS BETTER
coke or pepsi: Pepsi.
oranges or apples? Oranges
one pillow or two? Tons.
deaf or blind? blind
pools or hot tubs? Pool.
blondes or brunettes? Brunettes.
tall or short? short
TV or radio? radio
beach or pool? DUH. Beach.
Tic-Tacs or Certs? Certs
Snooze or jump out of bed: jump out of bed.
sunrise or sunset? Sunset.
hamburger or cheeseburger? veggie burger.
morning or night? night.
sports or news? News
bikini or one-piece? one piece
indoors or outdoors? outdoors
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Eve
cake or ice cream? ice cream
Bert or Ernie? Ernie
spicy or mild? mild
spearmint or peppermint? peppermint
call or write? call
peanut butter or jelly? peanut butter
hamburger or hot dog? neither, please
dog or cat? cat
bath or shower? shower.
book or movie? depends
green or red apples? granny green
rain or snow? Rain
Nike or Adidas? barefoot.
Beatles or Elvis? Beatles
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
took a shower? Noon.
watched bambi? when I was a kid
cried? a year ago February
talked on the phone? Last night.
read a book? Yesterday
punched someone? Last night (Hi, Sean!)
THE FUTURE
where do you see yourself in ten years? who the hell knows. Back on the coast.
who are you going to be married to? HA HA HA HA
how many kids? 2? 3?
your profession: superhero.
future school: Hard knocks.
car of your dreams: VW Thing
name: Jude
sex: girlboy
age: 26
birthday: October 17, 1975
place of birth: Woonsocket, RI
siblings: One brother, Baga
parents: Richard and Janice
pets: two cats - Daedalus and Ralph
height: 5'4"
hair color: black
eye color: bluel
eye color of choice: green
writing hand: usually right, can use both
current residence: Columbus, Ohio
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
nervous habits: I bite my nails and the insides of my cheeks. I hope from foot to foot. I chew my lip.
do you bite your nails? absolutely.
are you double jointed? No.
can you roll your tongue? Yes.
can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Only the left one.
can you blow smoke rings? Ewwww, smoke.
can you blow spit bubbles? Yes.
can you flare your nostrils? not really
can you cross your eyes? Yes.
tattoos? None yet.
piercings and where? From top to bottom: left eyebrow, 2 left helix, 1 right helix, 1 right industrial, 1 left conch, 2 left lobe, 3 right lobe, 1 tongue.
do you make your bed daily? Yes. I'm anal.
CLOTHES
what goes on first, bra socks or underwear? Underwear.
speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? To quote Austin Powers, "Who throws a shoe? Honestly..."
on the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? None.
what jewelry do you wear 24/7? nothing
what's sexiest on a guy? his smile
what's sexiest on a girl? collarbones
would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great? be late, I suppose. It takes me 15 minutes to get ready.
FOOD
do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
have you ever eaten Spam? Yes. Jodie and I were culinary SPAM goddesses.
favorite ice cream flavor: Peanut butter.
how many cereals in your cabinet? Two - mini wheats and rice chex.
what's your favorite beverage? orange juice with extra pulp, or orangina.
what's your favorite restaurant? The Border Cafe in Cambridge, MA
what utensils do you use to eat pizza? hands
do you cook? Not if I can help it.
GROOMING
how often do you brush your teeth? 2-3 times/day.
how often do you shower/bathe? Every day
how long does your shower last? 10 minutes, tops.
have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? Yes.
do you paint your nails? HA HA HA
MANNERS
do you swear? Sometimes.
do you ever spit? Only toothpaste and watermelon seeds.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
actor: Edward Norton
actress: Carrie-Anne Moss
animal: cat
food: ice cream
day: Saturday
cartoon: Smurfs
flower: stargazer lily
shoe: black docs
subject in school: science
color: midnight blue crayola
sport: baseball
body part on the opposite sex: hair
TV show: Trading Spaces, maybe? Real World? ER?
book: On the Road, Jack Kerouac
thing to do in spring: walk
thing to do in the summer: outdoor live music
thing to do in the fall: walk on crunchy leaves
thing to do in the winter: complain about the cold
perfume or cologne: sandalwood oil
favorite game: cranium
IN AND AROUND
the CD player: Ani DiFranco, "Up Up Up Up Up Up"
person you talk most on the phone with: No idea. I don't talk to anyone on the phone anymore. Jodie?
ever taken a cab? in several cities
do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? Oh my god yes.
what color is your bedroom? industrial white and tan.
do you use an alarm clock? not right now
name one thing you are obsessed with: Myself. Or LiveJournal.
have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? Yes
ever sunbathed nude? No
window seat or aisle? Aisle
LALA LAND
what's your sleeping position? back. in the middle of the bed, between the pillows.
do you snore? when I'm sick.
do you sleepwalk? I have, but not since I was little.
do you talk in your sleep? Yes.
do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No, I sleep with a pillow that needs a new pillowcase.
how about with the light on? Absolutely not.
do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? No. Only street sounds.
GIRL QUESTIONS
what do you look for in a guy? Ryan.
what is the first thing you notice when you look at a guy? whether he looks like Ryan
what do you think of cheating? never on Ryan
makeup: HA HA HA HA
tell the truth: Always
WHICH IS BETTER
coke or pepsi: Pepsi.
oranges or apples? Oranges
one pillow or two? Tons.
deaf or blind? blind
pools or hot tubs? Pool.
blondes or brunettes? Brunettes.
tall or short? short
TV or radio? radio
beach or pool? DUH. Beach.
Tic-Tacs or Certs? Certs
Snooze or jump out of bed: jump out of bed.
sunrise or sunset? Sunset.
hamburger or cheeseburger? veggie burger.
morning or night? night.
sports or news? News
bikini or one-piece? one piece
indoors or outdoors? outdoors
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Eve
cake or ice cream? ice cream
Bert or Ernie? Ernie
spicy or mild? mild
spearmint or peppermint? peppermint
call or write? call
peanut butter or jelly? peanut butter
hamburger or hot dog? neither, please
dog or cat? cat
bath or shower? shower.
book or movie? depends
green or red apples? granny green
rain or snow? Rain
Nike or Adidas? barefoot.
Beatles or Elvis? Beatles
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
took a shower? Noon.
watched bambi? when I was a kid
cried? a year ago February
talked on the phone? Last night.
read a book? Yesterday
punched someone? Last night (Hi, Sean!)
THE FUTURE
where do you see yourself in ten years? who the hell knows. Back on the coast.
who are you going to be married to? HA HA HA HA
how many kids? 2? 3?
your profession: superhero.
future school: Hard knocks.
car of your dreams: VW Thing
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but it looks like an awful amount of typing.
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Date: 2002-07-24 02:15 pm (UTC)i know i wasnt supposed to read anything....
but i swear.... i only read about the cat names and the spit bubbles.
honest.
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Date: 2002-07-25 06:42 am (UTC)no fighting!!
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Date: 2002-07-24 02:20 pm (UTC)sex: girl
age: 28
birthday: April 1
place of birth: Philly, PA
siblings: 3
parents: Karin & Joe
pets: 3 cats, 1 rabbit
height: 5'2"
hair color: blonde
eye color: green
eye color of choice: green
writing hand: ambidextrous
current residence: Columbus
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
nervous habits: I chew on my lower lip
do you bite your nails? no
are you double jointed? nope
can you roll your tongue? no
can you raise one eyebrow at a time? yes
can you blow smoke rings? no
can you blow spit bubbles? yes
can you flare your nostrils? yeah
can you cross your eyes? yes
tattoos? one on my ankle
piercings and where? 8 in my ears, 1 in navel, 1 elsewhere
do you make your bed daily? no
CLOTHES
what goes on first, bra socks or underwear? undies
speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? tempting...
on the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? none
what jewelry do you wear 24/7? earrings, 1 ring, 2 toe rings
what's sexiest on a guy? nothing
what's sexiest on a girl? little dip on the neck just under the earlobe
would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great? depends
FOOD
do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl
have you ever eaten Spam? No way.
favorite ice cream flavor: mint chip
how many cereals in your cabinet? none.
what's your favorite beverage? coffee
what's your favorite restaurant? Olga's
what utensils do you use to eat pizza? hands
do you cook? yes
GROOMING
how often do you brush your teeth? twice
how often do you shower/bathe? daily
how long does your shower last? 15 min
have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? yes
do you paint your nails? occasionally
MANNERS
do you swear? yes
do you ever spit? no
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
actor: I dunno...
actress: I dunno..
animal: cat
food: ice cream
day: Saturday
cartoon: rolie polie olie
flower: daisy
shoe: birks
subject in school: reading
color: plum
sport: hockey
body part on the opposite sex: nothing
TV show: I guess ER
book: Aspects of Love
thing to do in spring: walk
thing to do in the summer: cookouts
thing to do in the fall: smell leaves
thing to do in the winter: snuggle
perfume or cologne: perfect calm
favorite game: Boggle or Tribond
IN AND AROUND
the CD player: a cd
person you talk most on the phone with: Jude
ever taken a cab? yup
do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? no
what color is your bedroom? white
do you use an alarm clock? yeah
name one thing you are obsessed with: the internet
have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? no
ever sunbathed nude? no
window seat or aisle? window
LALA LAND
what's your sleeping position? stomach do you snore? no
do you sleepwalk? no
do you talk in your sleep? sometimes
do you sleep with a stuffed animal? a whole zoo
how about with the light on? no
do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? never
GIRL QUESTIONS -
what do you look for in a girl? Don't ask
what is the first thing you notice when you look at a girl? Don't ask
what do you think of cheating? It sucks.
makeup: a little
tell the truth: yes
WHICH IS BETTER
coke or pepsi: depends
oranges or apples? oranges
one pillow or two? one
deaf or blind? deaf
pools or hot tubs? pool
blondes or brunettes? redheads
tall or short? short
TV or radio? radio
beach or pool? beach
Tic-Tacs or Certs? tic-tacs
Snooze or jump out of bed: SNOOZE
sunrise or sunset? sunset
hamburger or cheeseburger? cheeseburger
morning or night? night
sports or news? news
bikini or one-piece? one piece
indoors or outdoors? outdoors
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Eve
cake or ice cream? ice cream
Bert or Ernie? Ernie
spicy or mild? mild
spearmint or peppermint? spearmint
call or write? call
peanut butter or jelly? pb
hamburger or hot dog? corndog
dog or cat? cat
bath or shower? shower
book or movie? book
green or red apples? green
rain or snow? snow
Nike or Adidas? barefoot
Beatles or Elvis? Beatles
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
took a shower? 8:15am
watched bambi? a few years ago
cried? last night when Molly was born
talked on the phone? an hour ago
read a book? last month
punched someone? i dunno
THE FUTURE
where do you see yourself in ten years? somewhere
who are you going to be married to? no one
how many kids? 3
your profession: doula/web developer
future school: Midwifery
car of your dreams: VW Jetta
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Date: 2002-07-24 03:20 pm (UTC)I less than three you, Jude. I get out of bed every morning because of my aspirations to be on a lesbian cruise ship... well, that and the short person's crib abuts my bed so she sticks her arm through the bars and pokes me when she wakes up. "Mom? Mah-gee? Fries? Tele-ties?" Agh.
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