Nancy Drew can suck my 12 inches of pink plastic vibrating strap-on love muscle.
You ever notice how she got tied up all the time, and her Darling Boyfriend Ned Nickerson had to come save her? Kinky shit, that. "Oh, Ned! You saved me from...being...tied up..?"
Coincidentally, I was just talking with patchwerk about Mabel Maney last night. I had never heard of these parodies, but I think I have a need to scour the Columbus Metropolitan Library. :)
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Date: 2002-08-10 09:53 pm (UTC)You ever notice how she got tied up all the time, and her Darling Boyfriend Ned Nickerson had to come save her? Kinky shit, that. "Oh, Ned! You saved me from...being...tied up..?"
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Date: 2002-08-10 10:56 pm (UTC)And that was your Daily Factoid.
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Date: 2002-08-11 08:05 am (UTC)jude, can you still love me after this, lipstick and all?
Date: 2002-08-11 03:19 pm (UTC)Re: jude, can you still love me after this, lipstick and all?
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