Knight in Shining Armor

[judecorp]

No, it's not what I want, it's what I want to be. Desperately.

I admit it. Shamelessly. I want to make someone swoon. I want someone to swoon because of something I did or something I am sooooooo badly. Gah! I want it.

Maybe it's machismo, or whatever, but I want to do something to make someone's voice go into that high sort of sigh, to make someone weak in the knees. When I used to row, I used to wish that someone would see me, being all buff and studly there in the stroke seat, see my big forearms and the way my legs would slam, and swoon.

Is that too much to ask? I want to be studly, dammit! I want to ride in on the white steed and save the damsel. I want to pick her up one-handed and toss her onto the back of my horse and ride with her off into the sunset.

Where is my slight, beatific swooner? WHERE? Grrr.

Comments

[michael622.livejournal.com]

First of all, I /adore/ that song.

Secondly - you can be my Knight in Shining Armor any day, baybee! *smoooch*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'll show you sin, dollface.

Dear me.

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

I'll be your sugar momma if you come protect me. Sound like a deal??

For all my karate and supposed ass-kicking.... I really need protecting. I'm a wimp. I talk big. But I'm just a push over. I get scared, and I fold. I need someone to protect me.

And I like horses.

Re: Dear me.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

It sounds like a very tight plan, Foo. Gah. To protect someone? Oh, lordy me. *dream*

"Don't touch her."
"You don't think you're going to get away with that, do you?"
"Hands off."
"Let me get that for you."

And, my favorite, "Mine."

People don't?

[the-phoenyx.livejournal.com]

You make my knees weak everytime I read your entries! You kick ass every day and that makes my liver quiver!

Perhaps you don't see it, but you have an inner strenght thats better then any buffed up body builder. Just trust yourself and you'll find your swooner. :_)

Re: People don't?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well, it's one thing to be admired for strength.

It's another thing to be swooned over for your mightiness! ROWR!

(What can I say, I want a pretty little princess.)

Re: People don't?

[the-phoenyx.livejournal.com]

You'll find your pretty little princess. Just keep standing tall. :_)

For you.

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

I have an MP3 for ya.

How should I get this to you? Email? Do you have enough bandwidth to download it?

Let me know. =)

Re: For you.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I emailed you the other day from the email account you can send the MP3 to. Did you forget? I am dying of anticipation!!

But..

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

What am I supposed to do after you have saved all the available damsels!? Get the government to declare you a monopoly on Knight in Shining Armor work?

Re: But..

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, dear, I will make sure to save a damsel or two for you.

I can't save them all. (Well, I could, cause I'm so macho manly, but I'm nice and I'll share.)