My first day, in HTTP format

[judecorp]

eight.thirty.is.early
six.minutes.to.work
everyone.is.so.normal
case.management.seems.pretty.easy
maybe.even.unchallenging
will.have.to.see
saw.third.shelter
got.keys.and.parking.pass
received.much.paperage
went.home.for.lunch
got.call.from.former.supervisor
played.with.kitties
forgot.water.in.car
met.nice.people
no.one.seems.to.understand.name."jude"
had.man.tell.me.i.was.beautiful
he.said.he.liked.my."style"
people.dressed.up.UGH
found.break.room.with.fridge
sat.in.resource.center
edited.man's.resume
told.job.to.throw.me.party
cats.missed.me
went.to.kickboxing
waiting.for.kissing.partner
got.best.email:

remember.

i didn't kill my landlord.
cuz then there'd be no homeless people.
and you'd be jobless.