My first day, in HTTP format

[judecorp]

eight.thirty.is.early
six.minutes.to.work
everyone.is.so.normal
case.management.seems.pretty.easy
maybe.even.unchallenging
will.have.to.see
saw.third.shelter
got.keys.and.parking.pass
received.much.paperage
went.home.for.lunch
got.call.from.former.supervisor
played.with.kitties
forgot.water.in.car
met.nice.people
no.one.seems.to.understand.name."jude"
had.man.tell.me.i.was.beautiful
he.said.he.liked.my."style"
people.dressed.up.UGH
found.break.room.with.fridge
sat.in.resource.center
edited.man's.resume
told.job.to.throw.me.party
cats.missed.me
went.to.kickboxing
waiting.for.kissing.partner
got.best.email:

remember.

i didn't kill my landlord.
cuz then there'd be no homeless people.
and you'd be jobless.

Comments

[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

i would totally come over (not necessarily for kissing! *meep!*) but i'm sooooo tired. :(

i'm already in my wife-beater shirt (wouldn't mel love that) and pajama pants.

so was your first day good!?!?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was pretty good. It went mostly fast. The first day is always the worst because they parade you around and introduce you to a million people whose names you will never remember, and tell you 12 million things.

But it could have been much worse. I just kind of liked my extended vacation. Oh well - I start getting paid on 6 September. YAY!

[chutup.livejournal.com]

i like your "style"....

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

No kissers yet.

[hazelpeach.livejournal.com]

Like....

if no one takes you up on that offer before December, I'd be glad to give you a smoochy or two.

If I missed my chances, can I stand in line? ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Damn, woman! I would hope SOMEONE would kiss my by freaking /December/!! Yikes!

(Checks armpits for stink.)

<3!

Re:

[hazelpeach.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't get there any sooner than that!!

Me being a slight ungeekish.. what does <3 mean?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

It's a sideways heart. :)

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

Of course you're beautiful!

Glad to hear the first day was punctuated. (:

We <3 you, especially since I'm trying to put off packing as long as possible.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*blush* Thanks!

glad.it.went.okay

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Don't kill the poor man who thought you were beautiful. We may be bad, but at least we have taste.

Re: glad.it.went.okay

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. I didn't. I said, and this is a direct quote, "Thank you very much."

[whod81.livejournal.com]

kill your elected official today

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I can see Grandma