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It's something like 10:30am and I'm at work. I've been here for half an hour and it feels like an eternity. On a day like today (cold, dark, raining) I would normally be exhausted, and today is no exception save for my valid reasons. Oh dear gods, I had so much fun last night. It's weird, the last time I remember having that much fun in a bar/club/whatever was the time

rizzo41 and I went to Zootz and dropped E (even though I got all the speed and she got all the strychnine). I remember dancing with her that evening, and it seemed like all of the flashing lights and the sparkles from the mirror ball were cameras taking pictures of me, and in my buzzed and narcissitic way I just couldn't stop dancing and smiling. Wow, that was a long time ago. Hee.

Anyway, I work until 9pm on Mondays, and the plan was to try to sneak out around 8:40, but as luck would have it everyone was after me and it was about 9:15 before I crawled out of the door. I went home and swapped the shirt I had on for my Fifteen hoodie and jogged to

kieron's so she could give me a ride. She obliged. She's so good like that. I wasn't sure if I wanted to go because I was tired and stressed out from homeless men, but I really wanted to go at the same time.

I got there and

whod81 gave me a big hug and let me know that The Reacharounds had gotten bumped off the bill because The Queers had brought two bands. Poop. I felt bad for them, and was also somewhat sad because the other Reacharounds had left, and I was worried that they wouldn't come back and no one else would show.

pegnut was at the bar chatting with Riannan (or whatever her name is), and so I went to goof with Peg and I complained about work and she bought me a whiskey and coke. Mmmm. I love you, Peg.

sacharine showed up next and that was lovely, because I wanted to see her big time. I took some pictures of her and of Peg and then my favorite Saci bought me a stout which was very yummy. I think they were all trying to get me liquored up so they could take advantage of me.

prudentlike came over and said she was going to hump me and that she was taking me home tonight. I was like, "I don't think I could hump you at your house since you live with my boyfriend - can't we go to my house?" She was looking very librarian-sexy last night in her schwanky new glasses and her little pink sweater. Yes. I had been waiting all day to say "OHMYGODYOURASSLOOKSSOSMALLINTHOSEJEANS" (based on an earlier post of hers), but she had changed pants. Girls!

Kelly introduced me to her friend (Sita?) and she had a boyfriend who was pretty much a big pooper. He seemed really cranky and jerky and he wouldn't let her introduce him and then he left. Good riddance. Why do the nice, cute girls get the ugly, tard-o guys? By this time, some Canadian band (The Methadones?) was on, and I liked them, so we got up and started dancing. That's when I saw

bloodywanker! He looked just like his userpic, and I look like mine, so we knew each other and we were chatting. He is so adorable - he looks like a little Twinkie. He introduced me to two girls (Megan and Kristin - I can't believe I can remember that), and then his friend

lonelysoldier. I walked over to them and

sacharine and I noticed

galadahlia who knows

badadam. So we talked to her, and she introduced us to her friend

allaboutagirl. It was a crazy

columbus night!

prettyvacantone came back and smooched me and everything was great, but she was getting too knocked around and took off to make out.

mooglegrl was there too, with a friend of hers that I didn't meet, and she was wearing my bat ring. Good times! Somewhere in there Saci bought me another stout. I owe her money. And I stole some of Ryan's beer.

We wanted to dance more, so Saci, Wendy, Natalia and I went over to the side to be on the outskirts of the little pit, and we would take turns going in and coming out and saving each other. This big fat dude kept falling down near me and I spent half the night picking him up. There was this other little scrappy mohawked kid who kept falling down hard, and at one point Saci was like, "He is so going to die later."

By the time The Queers came on, we were all ready to rock out with our cocks out. Saci, Wendy, Natalia and I were having a ton of fun. There was a hot blonde girl near me for a while and she kept getting thrown into the pit, and I would save her and she would give me high fives. And then at some point I looked over and realized that

mayolicious was there, too. Ha! And so was Ryan and Kelly's roommate Keith, who now has green hair. And Joe (Malicky? How the heck do you spell that?) was there, but no one dumped beer on him tonight. Anyway, I'm off topic. Saci gave me another jelly bracelet, and then she had to leave to go study for a midterm or something. Sad sad.

I danced so much, and so hard, and for so long. My docs are all completely trashed now, and so are my knees, but I don't care. I felt like I was 15 and at an all-ages show. I was covered in sweat and funk and beer, and people kept throwing more beer, and somehow by the grace of God nothing happened to my glasses. It was a great set and I would do it again and again and again.

By the end of the night, the Mad Smooch Bandit had claimed

prettyvacantone,

prudentlike,

bloodywanker, and (surprise surprise)

whod81! Yes, it's true, it's true, I smooched my own boyfriend. And we shared Saci's gum.

Did I mention that I had fun? Good gods in heaven, but I had the time of my life last night.