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I had the weirdest nightmare(ish) this morning. I guess it was a nightmare because it was remotely frightening and I woke up with my heart beating a little fast, but it was just so odd and so amusing that I'm not so sure. And I guess I said something out loud in my sleep, because as I was waking up, Jennifer was rolling over to curl around me.

What's odd is that my dreams (the ones I remember) are all recurrent and usually center around several "dream themes." There are the dreams about the baseball field, the dreams about being chased by the cyborg through a drop ceiling, the dreams of being a young boy, the Gulf War dreams, etc. This dream, though, was entirely original.

I dreamed that I was in my old apartment that I grew up in (on the first floor, not the second floor where my Dad lives now), and there was a knock at the door. I answered, and all of a sudden the room was full of child/adolescent tv and movie stars with boxcutter knives! I don't remember everyone who was in our (empty, ceramic tiled) dining room, but I know that Muniz boy from Malcolm in the Middle was there, and Brittany Spears, and Mike Lookinland (as a boy), and Candace Cameron (circa 1986), and Ugly Joel Osment, the younger sister from Donnie Darko, and that young Culkin from Signs.

So anyway, they're in my dining room with their boxcutters, and Muniz has his up to my throat and they start tearing through the house. I manage to get back to my cell phone call (I think I was on the phone with [livejournal.com profile] doulamel) and whisper for her to call 911. I get back into the dining room to find that all of them are trashing my apartment! There are bits of broken china and glasswear everywhere. I go into the pantry, and Brittany Spears is asking me, "Do you have any crackers?" And I'm like, "What?" And she says, "I need to find something that crunches into crumbly crumbs!" She took three boxes of Ritz crackers and several bags of tortilla chips out of a cabinet and started stomping on them.

So weird. The beginning of the dream was odd, too. I was up the street from me at an outdoor family reunion/cookout for a Latino family. I was at the end of this long picnic table, and the mom kept winking at me and saying little things (in Spanish) in my ear - as if she was telling me teasing jokes about the whole family. I only understood about five words a minute, and she was rattling on. She assumed I was Latino. It was odd. How do you dream in a language you don't even know?

But yeah. Crunchy crumbly crumbs. Rock on, Brittany.

Date: 2002-12-05 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doulamel.livejournal.com
Did I call 911 for you?

Date: 2002-12-05 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I'm not sure. I woke up before the police arrived. :)

Re:

Date: 2002-12-05 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doulamel.livejournal.com
Well let's pretend I did.

Date: 2002-12-05 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I'm sure you would have. No doubts.

Re:

Date: 2002-12-05 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doulamel.livejournal.com
Yay! I'm a hero! If only in your dreams. Heehee!

Date: 2002-12-05 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You're a hero every day. SUPERDOULA!

Re:

Date: 2002-12-05 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doulamel.livejournal.com
*finds a cape with a big purple D in the middle of it*

Re: Purple.

Date: 2002-12-05 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doulamel.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Date: 2002-12-05 11:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mythicalbeast.livejournal.com
I take this as more proof that what guys want lesbians (you know for guy fantasy #3 or whatever where there are two totally guy-hot gals going at it just waiting for stud man to walk in basically saying 'here you go girls... what you've been waiting for'...) to be isn't what real lesbians are.

You dreamt about Brittany and unless I'm not getting something I should out of Crunchy crumbly crumbs... it wasn't even vaguely sexual!

Bah

Date: 2002-12-05 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I do have a weakness for Ms. Spears, but not in this dream. ;) Actually, I've only ever had one sexual dream (that I remember) in my whole life. When I was 18 years old, I had a dream that I was having amazing sex with this wonderfully gorgeous girl with a mop of springy orangey-red curls. Mmmm.

(You've commented on TWO posts, but not the one where I wish you a happy birthday. SHAMEFUL!)

Date: 2002-12-05 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mythicalbeast.livejournal.com
how is that shameful? did rev comment?

Date: 2002-12-05 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Shameful on me, because I didn't know if you'd missed it, and i would have hated that.

Date: 2002-12-05 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nwmann.livejournal.com
Your dream is very entertaining :D

Date: 2002-12-05 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I am just chock full o' fun! (Which is just like Chock Full O' Nuts, but without the nuts.)

Date: 2002-12-05 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rizzo41.livejournal.com
*lip smacks* Crackers.

Date: 2002-12-05 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Argh! Now I'll REALLY have nightmares!

DAMN THAT SENORITA FATBITCH!

Date: 2002-12-05 07:51 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] oddharmonic.livejournal.com
Wow, I wish my dreams had Britney Spears stomping crackers in them.

Last night I dreamed about [livejournal.com profile] cathouse_blues making me cherry chocolate chip scones and I chased her around with my stuffed lion. I'm pretty sure it was my subconscious' resolution of a joking comment I made on LJ last night. (I'm not sure if the message that started that comment thread is accessible -- v. off-topic thread from a comment I made to an off-topic post to a community -- or else I'd link to it here.) It also made reference to not needing Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise because we had each other. (:

I think I need a break from some of the people in that community... should I go tweak the appearance of [livejournal.com profile] smurfchickfans and try my hand at laying out printable banners for it and stuff? We should have a smurfy parade!

Date: 2002-12-05 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Tweaking is always fun. :) Banners... wow. It's a narcissist's dream!

I have your address, and now I can send a holiday card! Mwahaha!

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