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[judecorp]

I just licked the envelopes for about 60 holiday cards.

Grossness.

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[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

*hands you a sponge.*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*sponges you down*

[juliann.livejournal.com]

Sponges, they're not just for contraception anymore...

[doulamel.livejournal.com]

My friend ended up with a baby after using the sponge.

[juliann.livejournal.com]

Guess she didn't use lemon juice on it!

(Studies this year show that lemon juice is the most effective spermicide in the world and that lemon juice on a sponge is really and truly one of the most effective contraceptves)

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[doulamel.livejournal.com]

Ya know I read about that, and was curious exactly how irritating something like lemon juice would be on such delicate tissue...

[osuptygal.livejournal.com]

ouch! really

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[doulamel.livejournal.com]

I for one, couldn't do that to myself. Luckily for me, birth control is something I don't have to worry about! ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hear hear!

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[doulamel.livejournal.com]

I used to have this cute little cartoon, where all these women are discussing their birth control methods, and one pops up "I just sleep with women!" I thought it was the greatest cartoon ever. I'm sorry I lost that clip.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I had quite the adventure using that line in the doctor's office. :)

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[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

*writhes prettily*

[selfpreserve.livejournal.com]

Stickers are more fun - and they add a personal touch.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I put stickers on all the letters I write, but I don't have enough stickers to cover all of these envelopes, sadly. I kept meaning to go out and get some, but since I have to get the darned stamps on the way to work, and then stamp them at work, I think I ran out of time. I ran out of address labels, too! phooey!

[radninjamisao.livejournal.com]

YYYYYEEEEEEEE HAW! TUESDAY NIGHTS ARE SO MUCH FUN AFTER DAD AND I WATCH EVERBODY LOVES RAYMOND AND EAT NACHOS!

[khaosworks.livejournal.com]

But such lucky envelopes.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Want me to show you how it's done?

[doulamel.livejournal.com]

I was gonna say, that could be some really good practice. ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Girl-flavored envelope glue.

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[doulamel.livejournal.com]

LOL. Taste tester for that envelope company would be a very popular job. ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Sign me up!

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Yer gonna get stuck to your significant other, now.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oooo.

[toughnut.livejournal.com]

60 people? Sounds like you have your own smurf village :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'm Charlie. They work for me.

[juliann.livejournal.com]

I had to seriously hack at my list to get it DOWN to 60 this year!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too. There are a lot of people that I didn't send cards to this year.

Of course, axing out A's family gave me a little wiggle room last year, but I've filled it!

[biophile6.livejournal.com]

YUM!

[mayna.livejournal.com]

Hey Jude...
can you email me your new address/phone number? mayna@livejournal.com
thx. :-)
Dianna

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Done.

[rebasayre.livejournal.com]

i'm just praying that the cards that you bought weren't made by the same manufacturer that made george's fiance's wedding invites from seinfeld cause she died from all the licking. (now THAT could be taken several ways. hehe) :)

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the episode they pulled from syndication after the anthrax scare.

War on Terror 3, Common Sense 0.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha, I'd forgotten all about that episode!

[osuptygal.livejournal.com]

*snort*
ummm...no comment :)~

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh no, please, comment. ;)