judecorp | 100 Random Things

I think I will attempt to come up with 100 random things about me before supervision starts at 1pm. Let's see!

1. I have a box in my office full of men's underwear and socks.
2. My parents got divorced when I was three and I lived with a single dad.
3. My bra size is 36B.
4. But if I had to have a double mastectomy, I would be thrilled.
5. I have Monday off.
6. I collect Living Dead Dolls.
7. I'm getting a haircut today.
8. I love haircuts.
9. When I get my haircut, I spend at least three days rubbing the back of my head.
10. I'm totally horny right now.
11. I like rainbow-striped cherry candy canes the best.
12. I've never left North America.
13. I miss

hopemcg.
14. I hate snow.
15. And winter, for that matter.
16. But I do like to ice skate.
17. I want someone to go to the Chiller with me.
18. I wish I had an artistic talent.
19. It's the only thing I don't like about myself.
20. Well, except for the boobs and hips thing.
21. I consider myself genderqueer.
22. Sometimes I don't know what that means, then, about my sexuality.
23. This confidence I portray is not an act.
24. I am an egotistical ass.
25. And I don't care. :)
26. In all honesty, the best kisser I've ever kissed is

kieron.
27. Once I flew to Vancouver for a week to have sex with an internet boy named KJ.
28. Something happened to me during sex with him and we had to call the ambulance.
29. I want to work in the gay community like, now.
30. I love my job at Faith Mission.
31. But if I could get a Big Gay Job, I would quit.
32. I want to impregnate Jennifer.
33. I don't know what my obsession is with impregnating people.
34. I find

prettyvacantone rather tasty.
35. I love miniature golf. Like, a lot.
36. I'm wearing greenish-brown corderoy pants today. I got them from

doulamel.
37. I have a picture of me and Jennifer in my office on the left side of my desk.
38. When I talk to her on the phone from work, I look at the photo.
39. I've never felt like this with someone before.
40. Sometimes my sappiness makes myself sick.
41. I'm scared that we will fall out of love.
42. Because I feel like that would make me a liar.
43. I am painfully honest.
44. I also find

wasted_breath attractive. If I liked boys.
45. I want to get contacts for when I play sports or dance.
46. I have two jelly bracelets - one from Saci and one from Brandie.
47. I screwed up the date of mine and

whod81's anniversary.
48. I helped two women cheat on their partners.
49. I don't even feel bad about it.
50. I need to lose some weight. Which means I need to exercise more.
51. I love my eyes. They are my favorite facial feature.
52. This morning, I looked in the mirror and said aloud, "I made an okay straight girl, but I'm a good looking dyke."
53. I say stupid things about how attractive I am all the time.
54. The last time I masturbated was Monday morning.
55. I'm hungry right now. But Coworker Jennifer is bringing me Chipotle.
56. I'm thinking about moving to the West Coast to follow my girl, if we're still together.
57. I'm worried that my parents would be upset if I moved so far.
58. I was valedictorian of my high school class.
59. I went to Catholic school.
60. I was on the math team in grade 12.
61. And I was the high scorer of the Rhode Island Catholic High School Math League for two years.
62. I won "La Prix d'Excellence En Francais" award.
63. I barely speak French.
64. I graduated from Hofstra with a 3.91 GPA.
65. And from Boston U with a 3.98.
66. And from OSU with a 4.0.
67. But I don't think I'm all that smart.
68. Actually, I'm a terrible reader. I have heinous reading comprehension abilities, and I read very slowly.
69. I wouldn't be surprised if I had a reading disability.
70. I remember everything I hear.
71. This is how I got through school, because my notetaking is atrocious.
72. My teeth are discolored and I'm self-conscious about them.
73. My fingers are crooked and I'm not self-conscious about them.
74. I don't know the name of the first girl that got into my pants.
75. The first boy that got into my pants was named David Marciniak.
76. But I didn't have intercourse with him. I gave that up to Don Barbrie.
77. I have all of the letters Don wrote to me in the Army.
78. I have a box full of notes I passed in high school.
79. I had a crush on Jennifer in college.
80. I don't remember the date I got divorced, but I still know the date of our wedding /and/ the date we started dating.
81. I would like my yummy Chipotle burrito now.
82. I am going to miss Adam when he moves.
83. I'm worried that when

pattisimmons has the baby, I'll never see her again.
84. I'm amazed that I keep meeting new friends.
85. I understand polyamory on an intellectual level, but it kind of bugs me.
86. I understand BDSM on an intellectual level, but it freaks me out.
87. I can't stand to have anything constricting my neck.
88. It sends me into serious panic fits.
89. I have a heightened startle reflex. Probably from child abuse.
90. I got an apology for being abused when I was 18.
91. I don't cry. And I don't know why I don't.
92. I don't ovulate. Doctors don't know why. I don't make female hormones, really.
93. My supervisor will be here in like a minute.
94. I don't type with my fingers on the right keys.
95. I want to go to the City soon.
96. My pants size is 36/30... only because they don't make a 35/30.
97. I have rainbow-striped toe socks.
98. I love chocolate soy milk.
99. My favorite notebooks are steno books, followed by those marble composition tablets.
100. My fortune in my cookie the other day was "The love of your life will appear in front of you unexpectedly!" I keep waiting for her to show up.

Hey, that was kind of fun. :)

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Current Music: 101. Still no burrito! Or supervisor!