Some vampires (and their cats)

[judecorp]

smurfbrother: I am sleeepy. I had a horrid nightmare this morning, woke up screaming.
smurfbrother: in hindsight, the dream wasa awfully funny
smurfchick: What was it aboot?
smurfbrother: it started out inocuously...I was consulting with mandy patinkin (in his avatar as a surgeon on Chicago Hope) about what to do about Dr. Romano form ER's severed arm.
smurfchick: Ha!
smurfbrother: Next thing I know, I'm walking around woonsocket, and I find myself in the vampire section of town. These vampires also have big cats as accomplices.
smurfchick: I am giggly. The "vampire section of town."
smurfbrother: I somehow find my way (with a companion) into a vampire apartment building, but I manage to get out, he doesn't. So of course the vampires are following me.
smurfbrother: Of course they have their own section.
smurfchick: "vampire apartment building"
smurfchick: I am in tears.
smurfbrother: hahahaha
smurfchick: I can't breathe.
smurfbrother: luckily, there are normal people trying to firebomb the vampire buildings, but the fire department is stopping them.
smurfbrother: So I am trying to get a ride home from the firebombers, but they all suspect I'ma vampire, so the only people who offer rides are, of course, vampires.
smurfbrother: I manage to elude most of them, but somehow find myself in (my?) an apartment. I'm safe. But then the doorbell rings, and it's a giant cat!
smurfchick: This is the best dream ever.
smurfbrother: So I panic and (I guess) run away, the next thing I know I'm walking down Tache street, and I'm home free, but as I walk up the driveway, I see that some vampires (and their cats) are talking to Grandpa and Dad, and that's when I woke up screaming, literally.
smurfbrother: Oh, I forgot part of the doctor part. After consulting with mandy patinkin...
smurfchick: Oh my god, I'm going to pass out.
smurfbrother: Hey, it's important to convey the feeling of the dream
smurfbrother: I find myself lecturing Dr. Romano about his horrible people skills, really bawling him out in the lobby of the Palmer House Hilton, in Chicago. It is at this point we confess to each other that we're not nice people because we have small penises.
smurfbrother: I wish I were making this stuff up.