Joke for your work day

[judecorp]

So this duck walks into a bar. He waddles up to the bartender and asks, "Do you have any crackers?" The bartender says, "No, this is a bar. We serve drinks. Get out." The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks into the same bar and waddles up to the bartender. He asks, "Do you have any crackers?" The bartender recognizes the duck (I mean, really, how many ducks go into bars?) and grumbles, "I told you yesterday that we don't have any crackers. Now get out of here!" The next night, same duck, same bartender, same question. The bartender is furious! "Listen, jackass: We don't have crackers. Get out of here, and if you ever ask me that again, I'm going to nail your bill shut." The very next night, the same duck walks into the same bar and waddles up to the same bartender. "Hey," the duck asks, "do you have any nails?" The bartender, surprised, says, "Umm... no." "Good," says the duck. "Do you have any crackers?"

Okay, I'm hungry. Hrm.