Joke for your work day
May. 7th, 2003 09:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
judecorpSo this duck walks into a bar. He waddles up to the bartender and asks, "Do you have any crackers?" The bartender says, "No, this is a bar. We serve drinks. Get out." The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks into the same bar and waddles up to the bartender. He asks, "Do you have any crackers?" The bartender recognizes the duck (I mean, really, how many ducks go into bars?) and grumbles, "I told you yesterday that we don't have any crackers. Now get out of here!" The next night, same duck, same bartender, same question. The bartender is furious! "Listen, jackass: We don't have crackers. Get out of here, and if you ever ask me that again, I'm going to nail your bill shut." The very next night, the same duck walks into the same bar and waddles up to the same bartender. "Hey," the duck asks, "do you have any nails?" The bartender, surprised, says, "Umm... no." "Good," says the duck. "Do you have any crackers?"
Okay, I'm hungry. Hrm.
Okay, I'm hungry. Hrm.
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Date: 2003-05-07 06:48 am (UTC)Re: icons
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Date: 2003-05-07 06:54 am (UTC)I want a batgirl one. And one of the chick from Nowheregirl.
But I'm keeping Captain Chunk. He's too cool.
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Date: 2003-05-07 09:46 am (UTC)It was just like one of Mikey's famous Goonie adventures.
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Date: 2003-05-07 09:34 am (UTC)That was my favorite joke in high school.
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Date: 2003-05-07 07:33 am (UTC)(aflac.)
You got it all wrong, woman!
The duck has to ask for GRAPES.
A DUCK asking for GRAPES is funnier than asking for CRACKERS.
And the bartender says he's gonna nail the duck's FEET to the FLOOR. Cause that's even more absurd.
I got into an argument with this schmuck once, who said that the joke would be just as funny if it was a monkey asking for bananas. HOW IS A MONKEY ASKING FOR BANANAS FUNNIER THAN A DUCK ASKING FOR GRAPES? You can't get much funnier than a DUCK asking for GRAPES.
Re: You got it all wrong, woman!
Date: 2003-05-07 07:14 pm (UTC)Re: You got it all wrong, woman!
Date: 2003-05-07 08:31 pm (UTC)I have to get in on this...
Date: 2003-05-07 03:57 pm (UTC)Why did the blonde girl's belly button hurt?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna ride bikes?
Re: I have to get in on this...
Date: 2003-05-07 07:20 pm (UTC)Wanna ride bikes?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, oh my gods, but that is funny as shit!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.