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[judecorp]

I am the ultimate party pooper. I went to Sean and Saci's party last night and fell asleep in the V.I.P. Lounge. Half of the time I was laying on Bart and the other half I was spooning with Missy. Jared was a good time and even provided a ride home so I wouldn't have to walk in the rain.

I fell asleep at a party. Like, asleep. At a party. In a room with at least 6 other people in it. Drinking. Talking. Laughing. There was music. I fell asleep.

I didn't get any sleep (lie: I got 40 minutes total) on Thursday night due to the Biaxin eating through my stomach and the impending announcement about losing my job. So I guess I was tired, and I know I've been sick and all of that, but sheesh! I fell asleep at a party. I hope everyone still loves me. Brandie will always love me, right?

However, I have solved my Biaxin problem. Pabst has saved the day! All hail Pabst! I had one PBR (I told myself I wasn't going to drink because of the stomach stuff.) and I haven't had any digestive side effects since. Amazing! I owe it all to Ryan who (aside from providing good boyfriend love) made me a slave to the PBR. Both Ryan and Sean want me to be unemployed so I can have 75 cent PBRs at Betty's happy hour with them this summer. Tempting.

So, like, I fall asleep at this party, and I sleep about 8 hours. And then I run some errands with Jen and have some lunch. And I then proceed to fall asleep for another 3 hours in the middle of the afternoon.

Maybe I'm pregnant.

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[tobereal.livejournal.com]

So I don't sleep, except for four hours every night and the 12 hours I got last night, and the night before (since my work schedule was no longer every freakin morning). I used to fall asleep everywhere. Minor narcolepsy. I'm sure it pissed the hell out of Christina since I kept falling asleep during um, inappropriate sleeping times. PBR is disgusting. It's possibly the worst cheap beer ever. When I was at the doctor last Friday and they took blood, plus a urine sample, the nurse was like "When was your last period?" I told her about my cycle and she was like, "Are you on birth control?" I quietly told her know. "You realize you could be pregnant, right?" I laughed and said, "I'd have a lot of explaining to do if I am pregnant." She looked at me. I looked at her. She goes "Oooh!" and her eyes got all wide.

My new gay boyfriend and labrys are going with me to Caberet tonight for dancing, drinking, and a drag show! You should come join us! You can snuggle in the wrap-around booth with us. Tina and I are good snugglers. We'll let you sleep all you want! Pressed between two girls! Using breasts as pillows! I doesn't get any better than that ;)

[kieron.livejournal.com]

Tina and I are good snugglers. We'll let you sleep all you want! Pressed between two girls! Using breasts as pillows! I doesn't get any better than that ;)

Uhm, that does sound good....but it gets better in...uhm...other places...not wrap around booths....uh...yeah....you know what I mean.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*innocent look*

What do you mean? Show me.

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[kieron.livejournal.com]

Okay.


Come over;)

Stream of consciousness

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I've never had narcolepsy. I tend not to sleep much. Six hours, max, and even then, some of that time I count as sleeping is really lying in bed thinking. I think my way into so many conundrums. Conundra? Regardless.

Most recently, my PCP's nurse was disgusted that I said I didn't use birth control. "Don't you /care/ if you get pregnant?" she asked, amazed, as if I was the most irresponsible thing. I said, "I sleep with women," and she promptly wrote 'GAY' on my chart in big ink letters. PBR is good. Cheap, yes. Very. 75 cents at Happy Hour. Yum.

I would love to go to a drag show with you and your friends, and though I wasn't up for dancing and drinking that night, I will be soon! However, I think if I were to use any breasts as pillows besides my nightly pair, I would be in big trouble!

It /does/ get better. Yes.

[prettyvacantone.livejournal.com]

Baby, I'll always love you like the Whitney Houston song. Except less crack.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

God I hate that miserable song, mostly because it reminds me of Kevin Costner. How I loathe him!

You're the meaning in my life. You're the inspiration. Oh yeah. You make me sing Chicago, baby.

Woo asinine!

[mooglegrl.livejournal.com]

I just have to comment that Tsunami Bomb rules.

But we all knew that.

Re: Woo asinine!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the chain of Tsunami Bomb went:

Deanna --> Ryan --> Jude

Yeah yeah!

[pica-nc.livejournal.com]

Who's your babydaddy?

That's right, I am. :)

I posted this earlier but the "babydaddy" part got left off.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yay! Now I can fill your life with babymamadrama!

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[pica-nc.livejournal.com]

lol, using that "baby's sick again" line so you can get your nails done... I know how you are! hehehe

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You never take care of me! You never buy me anything! Waaaaaaaaaaaah!

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[pica-nc.livejournal.com]

Oh, baby, I love you, I'll never do it again, I'm just busy you know that, okay? You know I love you, I'm sorry. From now on, I'll be a good father, I swear.

I just need tobe able to go out, you know? Be with the bois...

[(Anonymous)]

But, mommy, you can't be pregnant if you haven't had sex with a boy... right?

crena
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