I just wanted to say...

[judecorp]

It's Father's Day, and I'd /really/ like to impregnate someone.

Takers?

At the very least, can't I just, you know, give it to ya good?

Comments

[mayna.livejournal.com]

Thankfully I'm still unable to be impregnanted. That whole having a baby and breastfeeding thing. It's great not to have Aunt Flo for a LONG time. :-)

I don't need no baby!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I haven't bled since last August. Go go sterility!

Re: I don't need no baby!

[mayna.livejournal.com]

I haven't had a period since April 2002, not counting the few weeks after I had Maylie (which technically isn't a period anyway) :-)

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

can I get it from SIANNAN?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

No. You can get it from TEH J00D!

Re:

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

But i want TEH JU0D to use TEH SIANNAN on me!

That way, when someone tells me to go fuck myself, I CAN SAY YOU DID IT ALREADY!

Oh, I get it now. DUH!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

The problem with SIANNAN is that it is jelly and wiggly. I would need something harder. Perhaps SIANNAN II! (Of course, I would have to buy it first...)

Go fuck yourself!
Fondly,
Nathan Sheets

Re: Oh, I get it now. DUH!

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

I WANT A PICTURE OF THE SIANNANIZ0R!!!!

Re: Oh, I get it now. DUH!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Remind me again after I move and unpack. It's not packed yet, but the camera stuff is. :)

[starzz.livejournal.com]

meme!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

:)

[poopsmoothie.livejournal.com]

It's hard to refuse an offer like that.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Do you sleep on your stomach?

[poopsmoothie.livejournal.com]

Good Lord. I fear to answer. ;>

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on, dontcha trust me?

[cappucinogrrl.livejournal.com]

Well, when you put it that way...

In three months I will be legal. Heh.

Randy!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Score!!

p.s. I have a card for yooooo.

[prudentlike.livejournal.com]

You know where I live!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*humps*

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

Only if you keep the baby. The one I have is enough for me, but I'd be willing to do the human incubator thing again. (:

This year I made the brilliant purchase of a stand designed to hold Himself's shaving brush and didn't realize until I was looking for a bag to use for wrapping that his brush is too small to stay in it. Hooray for Sculpey!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Sure, I'll keep the baby! What a great idea!! I've always wanted to be a babydaddy!