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I feel like I've been unpacking for a week and there are still a million things to do! There are no pictures or anything on the walls, there are empty boxes and storage bins everywhere. You'd think I'd at least have unpacked this whole computer, but, umm, nope.

I think I will cheer myself up with some GLOBAL FEMALE DOMINATION. If I have to have my period, EVERYONE DOES! [livejournal.com profile] auntiesiannan, [livejournal.com profile] oddharmonic, [livejournal.com profile] doulamel, [livejournal.com profile] starzz, [livejournal.com profile] spacecadetjen, [livejournal.com profile] prettyvacantone, [livejournal.com profile] stoic2them's whole apartment, and COUNTLESS WOMEN EVERYWHERE!

Quick - come over and drop your pants, girls, so I can check! ;)

Oh! And the Drexel is playing midnight showings of THE GOONIES all weekend. YES YES YES YES!

Date: 2003-07-03 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
You are giving me THE FREAKOUT.

Date: 2003-07-03 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kjtoo.livejournal.com
Ditto on that.
Really. Yikes.

Date: 2003-07-03 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
But what about THE BLOOD??!?!?

But...but...but...

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Date: 2003-07-03 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doulamel.livejournal.com
Ok well I'm still bleeding. Midnight Goonies? I must go!

Captain Chunk!

Date: 2003-07-03 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Showing Thursday July 3, Friday July 4 and Saturday
July 5 at the Drexel Theatre and Sunday July 6 and
Wednesday July 9 at the Drexel Grandview.
Special midnight shows added on Thursday, Friday and Saturday!

Captain Chunk!

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Captain Chunk!

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Date: 2003-07-03 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starzz.livejournal.com
you can add me to that list

Date: 2003-07-03 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
MWAHAHAHA! It's working!

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CAPTAIN CHUNK!

Date: 2003-07-03 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kungfoogirl.livejournal.com
GOONIES!

I have to go.

It's a moral imperative.

I think I'm going to EXPLODE.

CAPTAIN CHUNK!

Date: 2003-07-03 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doulamel.livejournal.com
Did you hear they're working on another Goonies movie?

CAPTAIN CHUNK!

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CAPTAIN CHUNK!

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Date: 2003-07-03 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Don't explode. That would be messy.

Date: 2003-07-03 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therewaslight.livejournal.com
BTW: The way you have the comments screen set up screws with my head! Anyway. I am NOT bleeding and will not be bleeding for another WEEK which means...Naughty things in the privacy of the bedroom! Or not. Goonies!

Eeek!

Date: 2003-07-03 10:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I hope those doors and walls are /thick/! ;)

The smell of your own penis burning...

Date: 2003-07-03 09:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mythicalbeast.livejournal.com
I bled down there once, and well they put in stitches - after the cauterizing gun couldn't stop the blood flow...

I wasn't feeling it due to other drugs, but I was able to smell it.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Owowowowowowow.

Date: 2003-07-03 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kjtoo.livejournal.com
Find a happy place. Find a happy place. Findahappyplacefindahappyplacefindahappyplace...

Date: 2003-07-03 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yarnaddict.livejournal.com
Waah! You must have 73h |\/|4g1c|Wow, leet is really hard to read. Heh.

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Date: 2003-07-03 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spacecadetjen.livejournal.com
Heh, I hate to say it, but you could add me to that list. Grrrrr. :-P

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Date: 2003-07-03 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyvacantone.livejournal.com
I'm on the list too. :(

Date: 2003-07-03 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Wow. I had no idea I was so talented.

Date: 2003-07-03 10:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sudrin.livejournal.com
My Ex Girlfriend used to always get on me every month about her menstruation. As a guy I can't pretend to know what its like, I could only sympathize in the best way that I could. But every month it was the same thing. "If guy's only had to go thru it just once". I finally said "Look I'd be HAPPY to do it just once if it would shut you up!". Amazingly, that was the last time she complained at me about it. So I can't partake in your Global Female Domination. I can only say "Women Good, Men Bad" and admit, I have no idea what it must be like... I'm sorry.

Date: 2003-07-03 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
"Look I'd be HAPPY to do it just once if it would shut you up!"

HA HA HA HA, that is some funny shit!

I don't do it every month, either. This is the first time this year, and hopefully the last. LET THE WHINING COMMENCE!

Date: 2003-07-03 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoic2them.livejournal.com
my whole apartment has her period. so you can add us to the list. hoorah!

Date: 2003-07-03 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Added. Have fun at your par-tay this weekend!

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Date: 2003-07-04 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] osuptygal.livejournal.com
I started Wednesday night. :D

Date: 2003-07-05 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I own you!

Date: 2003-07-07 05:15 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] oddharmonic.livejournal.com
You dominated mine, but lots of vitamins stopped it... more accurately, they have hopefully gotten me back on track so it won't return next week. I really like only having it once a month or less.

I'll lift my robe so you can confirm it finally stopped, though. Everyone! Come see my butt!

Okay, enough of that. I say "butt" way too much in the early stages of potty-training the midget. Today she discovered that poop comes out of hers.

Date: 2003-07-08 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I'm done, too. YAY!

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